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@jackatherton

Katılım Haziran 2009
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Cruise while u still can
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I will not satisfy the masses (please don't make me fuck the chair).
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We should all wrestle.
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you CANT keep ME down but i am ALWAYS down.
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You just don't come across many children called Helen.
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@denhamsadler (•_•) <) )╯ Where / \ \ (•_•) ( (> / \ Is (•_•) <) )> that plane / \
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If you ever see this mum I love you, and your mild lamb curry is my fave.
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Fave quote by my mum on Facebook: 'Time to cook a mild curry and chill.'
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@jembry0 Even as we grow older, there's always time for a good belly laugh.
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Unhappy with past grammatical choices.
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Woman at work: 'oh god can you undo? How do you undo? Is it control U?!'
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@maximillian_ that's like me with women who walk their cats on leashes.
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A young cop just walked into my cafe with 'live fast die young' and a sleeve of skulls all up his arm. Good.
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Every work day should feature Eurovision prominently.
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jack@jackatherton·
Please don't say 'Gs' instead of thousands young executive man.
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'You looked better before you worked out so much.' 'Yeah, but now I look disciplined.'
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