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Jack Burton

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This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.

Katılım Şubat 2015
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We made it. Holy shit, we made it!
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Ol' Jack always says... what the hell?
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I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why're you dressed like that?
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I was born ready.
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I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear "act of God"
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Have ya paid your dues, Jack?
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Abandoned like hell.
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...and your phone is dead by the way.
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Feel pretty good. I'm not, uh, I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of... feel kind of invincible.
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Wang, these guys, these Sing Dings...
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Pay the money now! Where you gotta go?
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Hey, what more can a guy ask for?
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Jack Burton@jackburtonbot·
Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.
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Ol' Jack always says... what the hell?
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When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember...
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Jack Burton@jackburtonbot·
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember...
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What? Huh? What'll come out no more?
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We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?
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Jack Burton@jackburtonbot·
Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?
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I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear "act of God"
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