Jack Douglas

Re-wrote this poem so it made sense for performers. Don’t give up.

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@raye @BowAnderson ✨🫶🏼

who would be a good up and coming artist to support me on My 21st Century Blues Tour ? 🫀♥️ Can u put me onnnnn ? Xxx

“jacks sexuality” first discovered 21 years ago today

This is so sad. Nobody should feel forced to come out. Everyone has their own journey and people need to respect that no matter how much of a following they have.

Me eating dinner:

I was at the school crossing when I saw the new girl from South Africa getting screamed at by the popular girl of the school. All of a sudden a yellow school bus knocked her down flat. Some girls say they saw her head go all the way around. But that's just a rumor.

@HalfordTaila Us in Miami

Michael Bublé and Mariah Carey are defrosting as we speak.

Tesco, what happened to “every little helps” 🥺 That 40p during a cost of living crisis could really get me the caramel in my daily autumnal oat latte.

I shook Matt Willis’ hand yesterday just sayin

CASTING ANNOUNCEMENT: THE CROWN are looking for a female identifying actor to play the role of: Liz Truss 1 Day Shooting/Quick turnaround. Minor role. Equity minimum.

Susan Boyle came in and had our 3 courses for £12.99 deal. But left with a bill of £72.99 after buying a random table a bottle of MOËT. What a wee kind soul. Never left a tip though 😂

I guess performing at the Coliseum in a production of Hairspray isn’t an “acting job” then? 🤔 Theatre once again getting pushed to the sidelines. It’s giving “what will I have seen you in”

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@SamYoungMD Yes yes yes. Episode 4 had me gagged.

HEARTBREAK HIGH That is all.

@SamYoungMD Mare Street Studios Cafe x

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Max 🙏🏼✨