Jack Dromey

I'm not doing it right

@brumbag I'm not a real account, sorry.

@windscorpion sadly I'm a fake. Just handed in my gun & badge to the authorities, signing off...

@sionsmon you know a thing or two about when Internet parodies go wrong? Help a guy out and pass this account to Jack. DM me for password

@bounder which is the sort of important institution that the tories will cut #liblab

.@Watforddogs @Mark_Hamer haters be hating, but sorry this is not Uncle Jack. See here: http://bit.ly/bamuZK Happy to give account to Jack

@NeverConforming am I on the telly?

Anyone up to much today?

@AlBrum did you enjoy your pizza?

Just been reaching out to some local media

#laundrypop Vanish Point by Primal Scream

@lpmorgado animated gifs? I might be interested. I could do with a decent page for the main labour website

@lpmorgado is a he a social media guru? I hear all the votes are online now.

My campaign team forgot to get my twitter address but posted fliers out with it on #nickcleggsfault

Thank you for supporting the future fair, @bounder. All rides are 50p with wrist band (except the dodgems).

@lpmorgado I'm working hard to make a difference for you. Back off a bit. Just ask shopkeepers in Stockland Green

@lpmorgado I so am real