Johnaldinho The Anti-Schematic

ALL HAIL THE GREAT MICHIGAN WOLVERINES! 954 WINS ALL TIME!!

@aschorling34 @guardsball67 @UnderdogMLB Oh now I feel bad. You actually have a learning disability

@jackgiofre @guardsball67 @UnderdogMLB You recently expressed your respect for flat earthers in a tweet btw

Dylan Crews optioned to Triple-A by the Nationals.

@aschorling34 @guardsball67 @UnderdogMLB Most retarded tweet ever posted

@guardsball67 @UnderdogMLB I view it as an opportunity prior to the lottery, more bantering about their bad lottery luck than their pick selection

@KennyKaminsky Ridiculous. Shameful, even.

#Isles #BornInBridgeport 🚨 NEWS 🚨 The New York Islanders announced today they intend to relocate their AHL affiliate from Bridgeport to Hamilton, Ontario beginning in the 2026–27 season, pending AHL approval. The move would bring pro hockey back to Hamilton, with the team set to play at TD Coliseum following its recent renovation. An official team name and branding will be announced at a later date.

@UnderdogMLB Sick

Grayson Rodriguez dealing with sore arm; Opening Day status uncertain.

@DiscussingFilm Pass

Stavros Halkias will star alongside Glen Powell in Judd Apatow’s new film. The comedy follows a country-western star whose career goes into free-fall. In theaters on February 5, 2027.

@MagicJohnson Can’t read! Can’t write!

At 1P PT/4P ET today I’ll be cheering for my MSU Spartans as they take on North Dakota State in the NCAA Tournament! Go green! Go white!

@mikemayer22 Huge news for people who like dogshit beer

Huge beer news for Citi Field: They’ve added the Lunch IPA from Maine Beer Company.

@JeffPassan You are such a flamer it makes me sick to my stomach

Venezuela is a magnificent baseball country, rich with history, full of life, with a love and passion for the game that makes it better. Their players have been moved to tears with good reason. Baseball means everything to them. This means everything to them.

@MrInd1ana I named my first son Stephen Vasturia

Thinking about 2014 Notre Dame

@SamB_46 I’m not listening to “Take You Home” by “The Martinez Bros” big man

@jackgiofre You still have a 90s view on the dance music scene Jfc. Rufus Du Sol, one of those on the list is headlining Madison Square Garden for 4 nights. Listen to Innerbloom by Rufus Du Sol or Take You Home by The Martinez Bros and stop being such a pussy

NYC in June is already looking absurd Chris Lake 6/5-7 VTSS 6/6 Marsolo 6/6 Paco Osuna 6/12 Martínez Bros 6/13 SOSA O2C 6/13 Beltran O2C 6/20 Rufus Du Sol 6/25-28 Chris Stussy O2C 6/27 +more to come

@MadridXtra Is this guy fucking serious?

🚨 Trent: “It was nice to win here, they snatched a lot of Premier League medals from me and Liverpool.”

@SamB_46 You can hear me singing in my car over the sound of your metallic cacophony under whatever collapsing bridge underpass is hosting your next EDM bathhouse orgy

@jackgiofre More gay to have Gracie Abrams as my #1

@SamB_46 You’re a fairy go post lyrics on Instagram stories or something

@jackgiofre Dude is anti fun

@SamB_46 Grown man wearing a bandana and sunglasses at night

@jackgiofre Says the guy with a burner to talk about sports…

@awfulannouncing Shut the fuck up

Jeff Passan: MLB ‘could do a lot better in embracing Latin American baseball culture’ dlvr.it/TRYFYG

@AndrewMarchand @m_bultman Lololololol. Thats exactly right just not in the way you meant

Ken Rosenthal is as great as anyone in the biz.

@BGabrielGO @FoulTerritoryTV Probably because he’s American

@FoulTerritoryTV Yeah, that guy doesn't have any interest in representing Puerto Rico.

Riley Greene was asked to play for Puerto Rico in the WBC but decided not to play. Would he have dyed his hair blonde? "I would have had to. I definitely wouldn't have liked it but I would have had to."

@gracieabrams Hi

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@reach_baseball He’s only 29

“The future hall of fame Salvador Perez” the broadcast says with 100% confidence about a notoriously bad defensive catcher with a career 103 wRC+, .301 OBP, and 19.0 WAR