Jack Gogarty

Not knowing enough about Greek mythology is my Achilles’ Horse.

@GinaLyons Having been born and raised in Clacton and lived there 18 years, it’s infuriating to me that people are seeing a posh, privileged twat like Farage, as someone they can relate to or who understands them and their needs. Refreshing when folk give time to those who see the truth.

She should run for MP of Clacton. 👏🏼

#NowISee @stratfordeast is one of the most beautiful, joyous, funny, heartbreaking piece of theatre I’ve seen in a while. I was in bits. I can NOT recommend it enough. Go and watch it whilst you can. Special shout to the sensational @Oliver_A_Wilson

@Spectatoreab @mrdavebyrne A draft of playwrights, I believe, is the preferred term.

Me: Invents a device to talk to cats Cat: Oh God, finally, you can understand now that when I meow for hours it’s because I want wet food Me: No, no, I knew you want wet food the whole time, but you can’t just have it whenever you want Cat: Me: Cat: First of all fuck you

Hello! Excited to be running these workshops. It’s a class, so you’ll be learning stuff to take away and apply to your audition prep. Come along!

Pay. Your. Fucking. Freelancers.

@markarby Oh, hi Mark.

Not sure how it happened but a bus crashed into a building near Tottenham Court Road Station. Police, Fire Brigade and ambulance in attendance.

@GinaLyons The Jinx. One of the greatest final episodes of a documentary I’ve ever seen. Like nothing else. On NowTV and Sky for free, couple quid on Prime

Best doc you’ve seen in a while and where is it? #doomscroll

If you’re the type of person that says things like ‘we don’t need trigger warnings’ that’s because you’re the type of person that doesn’t need trigger warnings. They’re not for you. They don’t affect you. Fin.

Am I annoying? Yes. Do I give a fuck? Also yes. I really am sorry about me all of the time.

@GinaLyons The fact that in the 90s, whilst watching TV, we had to wait until advert breaks to go to the toilet.

Gone away for the weekend with the kids. What’s the most annoying thing I’ve forgotten?

‘No worries either way’ when I’m actually worrying not only both ways but also any other way I haven’t even considered an option yet.

this may be easily one of the funniest tweets i’ve ever seen tbh

@RAWeiseArtist @KatoriHall @NationalTheatre Huge congrats pal

To say I’m gassed to work with the indomitable @KatoriHall twice in my humble lifetime is an understatement!!!Pulitzer winning play #TheHotWingKing will be serving all kinds of flavour @NationalTheatre this July!

@chocuz Those Season 3 anthology episodes are another level.

So many people have never watched Atlanta because they have a preconceived idea (… 👀) of what the show actually is. When what it really is, is one of the funniest, most surreal, well directed and performed shows ever made.

Prison - Prisoner: What’s for breakfast? Guard: Every meal is just bread and water. Prisoner: (who’s a duck) Oh baby.