Jack Hoffsalot (The Warden)

Volunteer more like volunbeerme clones by 50 fuckin million

RIP Koby Teeth, you would’ve loved the Iran war 💔

I hear the bartender that cuts me off every weekend is days NOT weeks away from have nuclear capabilities. We must put an end to this.

@yourmotha67 Chudluvr logic

eyes started burning from starring at my computer screen so I started playing my phone instead 🥀

Every American watching hockey for the first time this year

Ron Baker That guy rocked.

@SteveJockstrap Like yes we’re in love, now let me get a propa-ganda at them tits!

I know it’s like her job or whatever, but that stripper was totally into me dude. Trust.

@SteveJockstrap Propaganda I fall for every time

@yourmotha67 Alcohol abuse, hello old friend

friendly reminder that today is Friday the 13th, so anything bad you willingly do today can be blamed on that.

Just got cut, who ovulating?

Me at my buddies apartment during the chud off

@yourmotha67 @stinkyautism I’m looking to settle down and not with a chud. I ain’t gonna come to a chud off

I told @jackhoffal0t I’d do anything if he came to visit this weekend. I even offered him a once in a lifetime event hosted by me and my close friend @stinkyautism. Mf still won’t come. It’s insane how you think you know someone….

@stinkyautism @kharis_micheal This and 12 cigarettes 🙌🏻🙌🏻

@kharis_micheal Gooning all day while polishing off a 12 pack

Name a career that AI can’t steal

@stinkyautism Ok

Guys I saw the Epstein files, and @jackhoffal0t was only mentioned 13 times #proud

It’s Friday, I’ve been shaking all week from the pure excitement of having a beer this weekend

@stinkyautism You wipe?

Today feelin like a 1 wipe and fuck it day

Just asked a girl what brand her microwave is on hinge. Is this #rizz chat?

@stinkyautism That is a great shot

@stinkyautism Coward

Just took my first shower of 2026! #refreshed