Jack
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I felt considerably safer walking through Latin American favelas than I do now unwillingly caught in the dystopian chaos of the annual ‘Mop Fair’ on the high street of my provincial British town.
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Your rank within the Big 4 has absolutely no correlation at all with your value and worth as a human being!
If anything the two are adversely related.
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You don’t have a good memory you just can’t remember all of the things you can’t remember.
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The 'Materialists' film was a very tough watch as a 5ft 6 male.
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I make sure to keep 2 pints of raw unpasteurised Milk on me at all times for the frequent occasions I don’t have time for a proper meal rushing between important business meetings.
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I was on for a Mega PB at Parkrun this morning but sacrificed it to stay with the 13yr old boy who had befriended me on the first lap and was struggling/had to stop to throw up.
Just the kind of guy I am I suppose 🤷🏻♂️.
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@jainormis @HenryEllingham any amphibian-related thoughts on this one?
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A hen night is supposed to be one night out not a city break, country escape or destination holiday. Please stop this madness I’m so serious
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Also knew a guy that read on here that sunscreen was a psyop and bad for you, then preceded to get the literal worst sunburn I have ever seen after a full day at the beach. Just goes to show.
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They’ve been trying for years
🍻@drink2beers
they trynna put me in a psych ward cuz of the way i straight jack it
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My football club no longer represents me
DailyAFC@DailyAFC
📊 If Arsenal sign Benjamin Šeško, they will be able to field a lineup of players over 6’0” at the start of next season… 🤯 Mikel Arteta is creating a team of GIANTS! 😅📐
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Please leave a review under this tweet if we have helped you get to the game at face value 🎫🔴
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Just updated a spreadsheet at work and shouted “WHO ELSE???”
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