Jackie Brada

Blinkers are STILL a courtesy..

Google: when can I start introducing my newborn to Chick-fil-A?

Who knew that my snack habits would be transferred to my newborn?

My 🚩🚩is not taste testing a hot sauce and then dowsing my entire plate in it..

Living in the nude

My husband is downloading Hinge

Women who love pregnancy are the real psychopaths of this world.

I got scared when I looked in my backseat..Wonder if I’ll do the same when there’s a child actually in the car seat.

“He was about as cool as a boner at a swim meet”

Husband and dog** King sized bed, bamboo sheets, total darkness..sleeping in peace Pregnant wife** Couch, one blanket, street lights. It’s 4:29am and I’m tweeting..

I am ALWAYS shocked with people who do not have 👏🏼 it 👏🏼 together👏🏼 at airport security

You’re a bed

Since it’s 99degrees today, I’m going to tell people “stay warm”

Y’all I really do love and believe in America so much that I cry during the national anthem

The guy on his one-wheeled-Segway thing thinks he’s real hot shit..all I can see are his man titties bouncing in my rear view. Wait he did just do a cool lil jump thing

We should ALL get banned from social media. We should all go outside for a couple of days. Ya! That’d be really something beautiful to see..

97% of the time that someone is describing me “and you’re just the right amount of bitch(y)” is ALWAYS part of the description..

The amount of times a day I think about texting my dog to check in with her is unknown because it’s a lot

What do y’all think inflation will be when Republicans rightfully take back office?

Plums, the beet of fruits! ..such an underrated food