Jackie Primrose Monahan

Whenever I watch TV with my parents and a sex scene comes on I tell them this is my favorite part.

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“When straight guys tell me they’re ‘a lesbian trapped in a man’s body,’ I say, ‘So… you mean you’re trans?’ And then they say I don’t get it. No, nitwit—you don’t get it.”

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Brett Favre hit on my Mom

My friends who stopped coloring their hair and encourage me to go grey at some point. They say it is so freeing. And they are the same people who complain about how old they look everyday.

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I think the house keeper at my hotel went to cleaning school for the blind by the blind.

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When i was drunk and get caught I’d say "Fuck you." When I get caught sober i apologize and take accountability. Which I just did with the casino attendant.

Mom said today Trump got his hand stuck in a golf hole for 3 hours. He blamed his caddy and every caddy he has ever had or will have. Then they greased up his hand with a bottle of lube that was found at P Diddys aka Trumps BFF. Then Trump fell and blamed the landscapers.

I just found out Trump had Ebstein killed because he didn’t want it to come out that he was having sex with Steve Hawkins on the Island and on the jet.

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Jesus Christ watch this and share it everywhere, finally a journalist just *saying* it

I truly believe we are what we eat because my ex is definitely an ass.

How many pairs of socks do I need?

I just lost my emotional support friends with benefits

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