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you know when the shampoo bottle feels empty enough that you think 'well, it's a little more than i need, but not enough to save,' so you commit to using the rest, and then it ends up being WAY more than you expect, and there's shampoo everywhere? I am the human form of this.

@Xmade @Ceo_Branding You mean the oil tanker they seized..? For oil..? So they could have more.. oil.....? Yeeeaaahh. Weird how all those "drugs" looked exactly like OIL. And how folks are now losing their jobs for being actual was criminals over some OIL.

@Ceo_Branding Our democrat politicians cry over the drug dealers clinging to their boats filled with weapons of mass destruction, instead of crying for our sons and daughters clinging to the sides of their beds , and their makeshift encampments on the streets.

🚨 Legendary Director Rob Reiner Has Died. From Sitcom Star to Silver Screen Icon Multiple outlets have confirmed tao people were found dead inside the Brentwood home owned by director/actor Rob Reiner ages reported as ~78 and 68 and the LAPD’s Robbery‑Homicide Division is investigating. I’m saddened to share it will soon be confirmed this is Reiner and his wife. From All in the Family to The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, Stand by Me, and A Few Good Men. Reiner shaped American culture for decades. Let’s forget the politics and just remember the man, his contribution to American culture, and grieve for his family. What will you most positively remember about him?

DONALD TRUMP IS A TREASONOUS, TRICK-ASS BITCH

Take 4 1/2 minutes to watch this brilliance and then share it with everyone and then VOTE!

Wait, is he turning on Trump? What happened? Are Don and J.D. fighting?

right well

Walz: They talk about small government. Small enough to be in your bedroom, small enough to be in your exam room, small enough to be in your library telling you the things you should make decisions about.

@jusmeski @pattonoswalt Oh.. good point. Let's go ahead and vote in the racist, bumbling, uneducated, asshole, old man that actively takes pride in alienating us from our allies while literally shitting his pants. Oh, and his couch-fucking sidekick lol. That'll work better than someone with diplomacy

@pattonoswalt Yeah because that’s what I want in my leaders, “aw shucks”. Will go over well with the worlds despots. I think liberals think the world is some kind of game show with no real world consequences.

I KNEW it!!!

@StephenKing I can tell you that bunnies tell time, even in relation to daylight savings time. I'm sure this answer has been exceedingly helpful. you're welcome.

@StephenKing THEN DON'T WRITE THEM, STEPHEN.

@MediumSizeMeech i really thought that was Courtney Cox 😬

Sorry but she absolutely looks 60 years old. Like this is Susan Lucci as far as I’m concerned. This is a desperate housewife, she’s lived on Wisteria Lane since 1967

@GeauxGabrielle Yes, absolutely.

@blairewhite You can't seriously be this dumb.

Donald Trump took a bullet for this country. If you're voting for anyone else, you can go fuck yourself. That's where I'm at.

“This pic will be in future history books”

I'm so glad Black Twitter know this shit was fraud cause I was about to be worried... but then I saw this former President trump reenactment🤣🤣🤣

Imagine going golfing while one of your supporters was just killed and 2 more are still in the hospital.

The Stanley Hotel has set up a memorial for Shelley Duvall.

@JoeBiden this is genuinely hilarious

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it's weird that we're not talking about the insane amount of hail that's been happening just.. regularly. with every storm. everywhere.

@rob_sheridan Yes, hello, I would like to request an application pls