Jackie!!!!!

just saw a dog in a stroller hanging out with a kid on a leash

outdoor kitchens are fire literally

why don’t they call the people in harry potter magicians like… they do magic

“quarter after quarter you are my most stable patient” - my psychiatrist

not a fun time to be alive if you’re a rashy hypochondriac

if you answer the “what three things would you bring on a deserted island” question with actual practical items you’re a narc.

shh!!!!

i have so many questions

omg

happy father’s day to the daddy long legs who lives on the ceiling of my bathroom and whose life i’ve spared out of the kindness of my own heart.

panic at the costco

@illuminatihotts oh i’m ready

not me turning 30 and exclusively writing salt of the earth folk/country

@showpigeon THEYRE HUGGING!!!!! i love it

@jackiewhaaat Wait I can’t tell what it is 😹

i am very passionate about spreading the word of the 🫂 emoji

@Turnerisms @kmirch both of you need to cool it

@kmirch Yikes…

The dogs in my neighborhood have been going crazy at random intervals since yesterday. So… is the big one finally upon us or…???

@CouldBeTheMove tagging yourself @CouldBeTheMove

Arcade Fire having two drummers. @CouldBeTheMove

supreme is just beanie babies for dudes.

@jeremyrresnick 1000%

i do not struggle with anxiety i am extremely good at it

once my high school exboyfriend asked me if id ever played him a song with the intention of sending him a message, and i said yes, i just don’t think ill get over you from the garden state soundtrack. i asked him the same and he said yes, don’t trust me by 3oh!3.