Jack

@clippedszn Bro is not even getting a dis

DDG hints at a possible song with Drake on ICEMAN 👀🧊

@Fullcourtpass @SBRadio @billoram 2 mascots = 2 times the cost

New Trail Blazers owner Tom Dundon does not think the Trail Blazers should have two mascots, per @SBRadio & @billoram

@RainingInHOU this isn’t arrakis

Imagine having this much bread

Someone buy this and point it at the ice block

@sleepingbvby LOL

@dlondonwortel 10/10 chart title

It’s not just new, it’s newspeak

@la_dorkout Even this is not going far enough

Buddy of mine in San Francisco boarding BART or whatever sent me this. Note the baseball cap and blue decor of this fare-dodger. So it's not enough to hate on Dodger fans up there. We're also criminals. 🤨

@deuceohsixx Lmao are you claiming that there are no encampments in Seattle

Did you pitch that tent yourself? Usually in an encampment there are more items laying around.

@JeffBezos Try moving the boat a little to the left

@mal_shaik Seattle: how gay are you

every city has a vibe check sf: "what are u building" nyc: "what do u do" la: "who do u know" austin: "where did u move from" dubai: "what do u drive" sf is still the only city where ur startup idea is how you introduce urself

No dating until pre seed

@BhadBhabie You should study plastic surgery

@idkwahatimdoing Khlamydia

tf 7g of protein gonna do🫩

@Howlingmutant0 I speak for myself and plenty of the ladies on here when I say I’d get physical with you

No physical incidents reported yet is kind of menacing

@JeremyWard33 This guy is not a student😭

Enraging to the core: The richest society in the world chooses not to house it's own people

@SwiftOnSecurity Until the Israeli govt sends you a sc of your search history

Do most men not think if they got randomly assigned as Director of the FBI that they would lock tf in

@ACC_Ball_Rules It’s gay even when you’re in school

How many years post grad is it acceptable to still have your fraternity letter in your bio? I’m thinking 3-4.

@pjjmoonchild Yeah right

why is it so embarrassing to tell people you go to the gym or do a sport when you’re not super skinny and athletic looking

@Degenteel_ Cocine

People who lost a lot of weight, what was the one small daily habit that actually changed everything for you?

@missus_wormy Ugliness pervades the soul

Beautiful people are usually better people than ugly people