Jack January

It’s a warm, fall Saturday. You hear a distant rumble in the sky approaching, a roaring B2 zips above you. Fireworks follow suit. The line outside the stadium piles up — @burton_kohrs and I hit a quick dap and salute. We’re nuked. It’s Tiger Gameday in COMO. Life is good.

Further ado 🐎

Every Toast POS should be set to 25% default. I never change it. Just press ok and sign my name as a straight line. Worse for me, but I’m just sayin I never change it

I think my bracket might be perfect

Rivaling MIZ and Woo Pig Sooie’s at Mardi Gras Jesus the razorbacks are soft. No grit #WILDERNESSFORGED

Wednesday nights @ the dahm #electricifying

Carded me for this airport beer using the info from my flight. Is the future #dystopian or #reallyfuckinsick

I’m sorry we failed you

All-time flop. I’ll never not be bothered by it. Insane failure

Holy fuckin shit

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It’s back… #MIZ | #STP

@Illini6781 @MizzouAthletics Desperation is feeling the need to exert your own time and energy to hate one someone else’s cheap beer, buddy boy!

@MizzouAthletics This is when you know your desperate. Holy mid

ALL… NIGHT… LONG… 🍻 🎟️: ticketmaster.com/202526-mizzou-… #MIZ 🐯

Bless us Oh Lord in these Thy gifts which we are about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.

Abt to hit a really crazy lick. 🙈🙊🙉

I’m teaching lessons tonight. They’ll ask “Trick or Treat?” And they’ll be met with tricks. Be careful what you wish for, buddy. If you want a treat, tell me so. Those who are direct in their request will be rewarded by my gracious hand. No time to beat around the bush.

A fitting end to be that close. I’m sad for Beau. I’m sad we had a C- game, maybe D+ performance in that setting. I’m sad the better team didn’t win that game. I’m mostly sad that it is another season of Good not Great. Close not Quite. Sad.

So much grit. Now so many beers. MIZ

Rest in peace 7mg Velos. I’ll never forget you

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Duuuuuuude. Why can’t we have nice things