Jack

Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. One of them said, “I’m going to wind him up.” He walked over, tapped the Irishman on the shoulder, and said, “I hear St. Patrick was a no-good wife beater.” The Irishman said, “Oh, really? Didn’t know that.” The man went back, confused. “I insulted St. Patrick, and he didn’t care!” The second Englishman said, “You’re doing it wrong. Watch this.” He went over and said, “I hear St. Patrick was a no-good drunk!” The Irishman replied, “Oh wow, I didn’t know that. Thanks for telling me.” The Englishman came back shocked. “You’re right, he doesn’t react to anything!” The third Englishman said, “I’ll get him.” He walked over, tapped the Irishman on the shoulder, and said, “I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!” The Irishman smiled and said, “Yeah, that’s what your friends were trying to tell me!” 😂🍀

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