Björkcel (Björking myself rn)

I’m out of fucking baja blast help

@eyeswideslvt WHO CARES IM WET

People equating “cinephile” with “pedophile” cause it has the same root word is just another result of the literacy crisis.

@Thitdrbd @hardcandy933

@hardcandy933 meaf

Meaf

@notindogyears Dragging her for no reason

went on a date and she spent the whole date talking about how she “hates hookup culture” and “only dates to marry” we’re LESBIANS and COLLEGE SOPHOMORES

@Katniseverquen Ikr I can smell the fish

Something fishy is going on over here…

using my one call in jail to facetime my bitch and listen to her pee one last time

@yallcmtfu Or it smelled so good they got hungry and went to get food

My shit smelled so bad, the person on the next stall got up and left

@dinosaurs1969 How was there 12,000???

@LanaFan MTF and FTM?

don’t fucking piss me off

@kidyusuke I put it in a folder next to isis execution videos so they get a present if they swipe 😍

when you show them one pic on yo phone and they start to swiping

Nicki Minaj and Chris Brown:

@Slick_SquidHQ @reallydumbslut She = Onika Ate = Burgers

@reallydumbslut Take a hit, spray some Baccarat Rouge Like an OC baddie in my Jimmy Choos

big lips like i did the kylie challenge

life recently

The worst lyricist of our generation

Not shade btw

Ariana: small

Pop girls as dildo sizes: a thread

@Thitdrbd Added a few 👀

@jacklyn_c_ WHERE

Sabrina: XXXL foot long

Katy: XS

Lizzo: XL