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Doug Thompson
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Doug Thompson
@jackmehoff796
President of the Tour | Ex-Looper | Jim Cramer Hater | Yield guy | light beer connoisseur | steely dan enthusiast
Katılım Ağustos 2015
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@fentbend Lots of running, not enough squatting. Toned but not big
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@jackmehoff796 All dependent on how you’ve been using those quads this winter
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Ok this woman had her baby today so pregnant was the right call
Doug Thompson@jackmehoff796
I’m having a difficult time figuring out if a coworker of mine is gaining lbs rapidly or if she’s pregnant, what’s the best course of action to gain this kind of intel without being rude?
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Update on this, post was a little premature. Ended up seeing her again but she’s going to Miami next weekend. Am I cooked
Doug Thompson@jackmehoff796
Been talking to this girl for a bit and went on first date last week. Thought it went well, planned second date on walk home. Haven’t received a text back in over 24 hours after she was suggesting date ideas on Sunday. Leftover pasta and chopped up chicken cutlet for lunch.
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I have to stop drinking nothing but Guinness all day and not eating I almost shit myself in a girls bed this morning
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Wedding tonight 🤵 Suit, no tux sadly (custom tux still being made)
All black suit with black undershirt?
Black suit with white undershirt?
Tie or bow tie?
Help a man win the night
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Beautiful day to watch kids younger than me play basketball in the greatest city in the world
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@fentbend They pay for the masters for you to make more money. Win win
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Type of girl you meet at the pub on St. Patrick’s Day then never see again
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Mount Rushmore of unemployed dudes commuting into NYC from NJ/Long Island to party days:
• SantaCon
• St. Patrick’s Day
• Thanksgiving Eve
• New Year’s Eve
“Yeah bro I live at home, but I’m in the city every weekend”
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Been talking to this girl for a bit and went on first date last week. Thought it went well, planned second date on walk home. Haven’t received a text back in over 24 hours after she was suggesting date ideas on Sunday. Leftover pasta and chopped up chicken cutlet for lunch.
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