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The last thing I expected from the devil wears Prada 2 was for it to have an actual plot

@gardenoutro just so glad people will stop wearing cowboy hats to concerts now

pretending to be country and people just put on cowboy boots to be on theme for concert 😭

Gays looking at their Grindr grids

she really did this then deleted it

work with sam levinson

This being The Drama

there wasn’t shit else to do

how it feels to talk to a person who doesn't ask any questions after answering yours

Everybody Loves a winner So nobody loved me

every month you people discover bald ann dowd is a beautiful woman and not a gay guy. no more. figure it out

jesus walking out of the tomb:

Going to do the best I can with what I have control over this week

DONT PUT CASINO BUTTER DIRECTLY ON THE STONE!!!

Yall got about 6 more hours to get your licks in and then I want that wizard nostalgia slop fest OFF my TL, hate tweets or not

if we ever have a water shortage on this planet we need to make sure that the people who watch this shit wont get a drop

Just realized that Joni Mitchell and Princess Peach are both singular. Isn’t that kinda gaggy?

Trying to act interested in hearing what people did over the weekend…

oh my god guys can you believe it they’re saying 4 minute yasharper ribs edit just won best picture

Renate your day will come. Just keep making those depressing Norwegian films with Joachim and you will get your flowers. If not from the academy you will always have me.

not predicting the oscars this year just along for the ride