Jack

@ryderriderr And all gay people SHOULD be fat

Not all fat people are gay but all gay people are fat hit send

Cannot look at alcohol for at least a week after polishing off The Chalice

when you accidentally become important at work

@MatteWh0re You might just have to..

@jackoween Dont make me jump and kiss you oomfie... :0

OOOOOUH i got 300oomfies for pride month HAPPY PRIDE POOKIES

@Egan_Starr MY BAEEEE SO PRETTY

Reminded me i wanted to repost this from priv :p

@torturedpits That’s actually crazy we only get above 23 like five times a year max

@jackoween I’ve never experienced temperatures lower than 23c lol

freshman year of university ending next week im so fucking devastated

@torturedpits It’s 15c and raining here we are obviously soooo much more tortured

@jackoween It’s 28c and raining MOVE

@Egan_Starr Our joint alpha slay

Happy pride oomfies 🐺🐺

@torturedpits You would never understand our pain..

@jackoween oh really

@torturedpits Okay well yes we seem like pussies here but it’s very humid…

@jackoween Oh please y’all consider 29 c a heatwave

@torturedpits 40 c is actually crazy work I would die

@jackoween was almost 40 c later and I was drinking hot coffee

@torturedpits Ohhhh cool cool

@jackoween filly peens

@torturedpits @Egan_Starr How do you plan on celebrating

@jackoween @Egan_Starr pitboy month btw

Happy pride month oomfiesss

not to seem pretentious but it’s crazy how many people missed the themes in Backrooms

@torturedpits Sooo fair

@jackoween Best album ever to me is either fearless or ARTPOP to me tbh

topster + spoon with Nutella

@torturedpits @Egan_Starr Okay yeah guilty tbf..

@jackoween @Egan_Starr You keep feeding my greed tho

Ok so many people followed me what the freak