Jack Remiel

IT'S HERE, THE BOOK IS HERE, I WROTE A BOOK THAT EXISTS AS A PHYSICAL ENTITY AND YOU SHOULD ORDER IT SO THAT SOON IT WILL BE HERE FOR YOU TOO!!! 👉bit.ly/10actsof

Thrilled to have worked on this and programmed in fantastic authors for LitCrawl. You can find @xjoyholleyx @jackremiel @AiranaNgarewa @RubySolly Bill Nelson and Grace Yee with Short Storey sessions facilitated by Joan Fleming and @itsover_bye…

I can only assume that being in bed with pneumonia for weeks watching YT ten hours a day, I have seen 90% of the videos on this site and the algorithm had to dig deep to give me ~crochet drama content~. Having said that: subscribed, no notes.

@NewsroomNZ @SteveBraunias

I got to write about conspiracy theories and conspiracy theorists. Turns out it's less hilarious than I wanted it to be (though still a bit hilarious). newsroom.co.nz/readingroom/sh…

@SteveBraunias I tried not to read many, but there's a lot of confusion about fiction versus memoir. And the inevitable racism, of course.

@jackremiel are they good and nice comments I hope?

Having been alerted to the terrifying number of Facebook comments this story is getting, I figure now is the best time to point at my book, Ten Acceptable Acts of Arson, which has LOTS of stories like this and also ones with time travel! bit.ly/10actsof

Thanks Steve! And thanks for sharing my work with people. (Lord knows I'm rubbish at sharing it myself.)

I wrote this in a WINZ office, so I can confirm its complete and total veracity.

@jackremiel @antzlapwood @EmmaHislop2 @TinaMakereti @WHereaka @AiranaNgarewa @NicLow1 @RawiniaParata @gearsgeary @kotukutitihuia @AliceTawhai @JWiremuKane @colleenmaria @AtakohuM

@BBCSport Only ten matches??? Make it ten years and they might get some change...

📲 Read more on this story here: bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

Referees' body PGMOL says it is appalled by the "unjustified and abhorrent" abuse directed at Anthony Taylor in Budapest Airport. #BBCFootball

I was laughing with @limlouisa on Thursday about some of the weird experiences she'd had since arriving in Aotearoa. Looks like things didn't get better from there. Fucking hell.

@BekyBran @morri85 @H_Baeee Oh, I completely agree. It's an unusual description here, because there isn't a large Black population so hearing it felt strange. But that's still not a reason to cringe.

i'm at the store random toddler: *pats my leg* can you pick me up? me: where is your Mommy? toddler: idk...pick me up? *arms up* me: toddler: me: EXCUSE ME WHOSE WHITE BABY IS THIS!? Mom comes around the corner: I am SO sorry! But did you have to describe him as white?

@morri85 Brie cheese?

And some serious talent in both teams, even if SMC got a comfortable victory

Breaking my Twitter silence to say the St Mary's vs Wellington Girls match I refereed this evening was really great fun, even if @WgtnCC failed to put the pads out so the 5m became the tryline.

It's like the last day of nominations, but if you read my story 'Anamnesis' in the NZ Listener all the way back in January 2022 - you could nominate it for a Sir Julius Vogel award? docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

@Sportsfreakconz @NewYorkNixon @Mykuhl @KFCQuarterPack Eden Park will be absolutely loving it too... the ground at CMP is lovely. The facilities have some issues.

@NewYorkNixon @Mykuhl @KFCQuarterPack This is turning into one of my favourite threads

If there is truth to this this is excellent news for Auckland's future chances of getting a test cricket ground.

Got called a f**got in the loos this evening at the @florencemachine concert for saying I knew all the songs. Rude that I was in a stall and they couldn't even see how gay my outfit was.