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Top male canon events - Grandparents die - Finding out WWE is fake - Blacking out for the first time - 19 years old summer - Know the family lore - Seeing mom cry - November 2021 - Discover gym after break up - Go to a third world country and realize you're not that good guys

@FabrizioRomano Man Utd representatives escorted out of RB Leipzig after submitting an offer of £25M in 10 installments + Rasmus Højlund + Jadon Sancho… plus £30M add-on if they win the treble two years in a row.

Manchester United fans need to understand that it’s no longer 1999, and that Newcastle today are a far better proposition than themselves ✅ Better manager ✅ Better owners ✅ Better players ✅ Better ground ✅ European football ✅ More ambition The list goes on….

Alan Shearer on Liverpool's Alexander Isak bid: “£110M, £120M? For Isak? That’s just his goal-scoring foot. You don’t sell your best striker because a club with history gets sentimental. We’re not a feeder club, we’re building our own.” Well said Big Al! 🖤🤍 #NUFC #NUFCFans #NUFCNews #Newcastle

🚨 Liverpool will NOT move forward with a deal for Alexander Isak. It’s not financially viable! ❌ (Source: @TeleFootball)

“2024 is gonna be my year” me every monday at 6am:

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HE SO WRONG FOR THAT💀

The GTA 6 leaker answering his phone first thing in the morning tomorrow :

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗦 The Premier League are to undertake a full investigation into #NUFC including drug testing, training facilities and management. In a statement officials said ‘There is just no way a team can still be this f***ing good with all of those injuries so we’ve got no choice but to investigate things’.

Two players in this picture scored last night. 🔥

🤯 In a world where clubs are bidding north of £60m for Scott McTominay and Harry Maguire and in a world where clubs are somehow refusing that sort of money. In a world Mason Mount is valued at £60m and Kai Havertz moves for £65m the business by #NUFC under the new ownership looks even more amazing 🤩 They just so rarely get it wrong through their process driven meticulous approach. The new owners signings: Bruno Barnes Trippier Botman Targett Tonali Gordon Wood Isak Burn Karius Kuol Livramento Minteh Pope So whoever is next through the doors I trust will be another cracker! 💥 How would you rate the signings and sales so far for #Newcastle? 🤔 In comparison under the previous 'owner' Mike cA$hley his first group of signings included: Viduka Barton Rozehnal Geremi Smith Cacapa Enrique Faye Good times these days for Newcastle United and certainly a whole different direction and thought about where the respected ownerships see the future! Ashley tried to plug the gaps, switch off the lights and run it on a shoe string where as our current owners are building the best they can both on and off the pitch and aiming to build the club up to reach its potential! Happy days! Bring on Villa!

@toonarmy_com OHHHH I WANNA DANCE WITH TONALI I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT WITH TONALI WITH TONALI WHO LOVES ME

🗣 Sandro Tonali on his first impression of St James' Park: "I think it's totally different to see a stadium empty and then full. I have already seen some videos and pictures as well. I believe it's not an opinion, but a fact, that it's a very warm stadium which drags you inside and you have to manage to drag the supporters along with you during the match. It will be an intense and amazing season." #NUFC

@GasMonkeyGarage Make one white like from Miami Vice

Watch out, Gas Monkey has got their hands on some Ferraris 👀 5 Testarossas, full of bullet holes, how would you bring these classic supercars back to life?

Looks like Ronaldo’s contract includes a mid-match wank

@NUFC360 Imagine being 22points above last season and being joint in least defeats and goals conceded but still losing out because winning means you instantly get picked

What did Eddie Howe need to do? #NUFC

@mnm345x May 17th 2396 maybe...

I think There is actually a good chance that GTA 6 will be announced before May 17th