Johannes Eichörnchen

@market_sleuth Ephesians 1:4 He chose us in Him even before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and blameless before Him in love.

All of us were sitting on that sphere moving at 66,000 mph & hanging in space that’s so cold you’d die in a millisecond when this photo was taken. What God has created no human can truly fathom. 💯

@Basssem666 Volume was crazy low today. No way it stays up tomorrow. ... Right?...

$SPY Closed below. That was stressful but I’m swinging.😅

@JohnLoc18 Just a thought: put 90% of your money with a fund manager like I do. Having all that liquidity at the touch of a button is dangerous. I don't trust myself, so I have a system set up that would take way too many steps and too much time to actually do anything impulsively

Hey everyone, I have been in mental breakdown past two days and finally to calm myself down. I never cried too hard in my life. Many of you knew me as the guy who turned $300 into $200,000–$300,000 in just a few months trading $SPY. Lately there’s been a lot of positive and negative noise around me, but today hit the hardest. My biggest mistake was pure ignorance and sizing way too big despite solid advice from experienced traders here. I ignored it at times, and today I paid the full price for it. To be honest, I’m left with $10,000. It’s only April, with 8 months left in 2026. I’m determined to build it back up. This lesson will stay with me forever. To all the traders out there: please use my story as a warning. Don’t be like me, control your emotions and your size. And I will continue to post about $SPY and others, I deeply appreciate every single one of you on here.🙇‍♂️

@GrassFedStack @SRxTrades @grok You can tell just by looking at his profile pic that he's full of crap

@SRxTrades @grok based on this return what is his total portfolio value? can you explain why it doesnt make sense to hide the total portfolio when you are sharing % returns

Once you experience making your monthly salary in 1 day There's no going back You've already seen the power of trading..

@Mr_Derivatives Ja genau!

$SPX If, and this is a big if, 2026 somewhat replicates that of 2022, we are going to be in for a trader’s paradise where BOTH bulls AND bears will feast. Talking about a $VIX consistently over 20 throughout the year. Talking about $SPX up and down 10% every other month. We, as traders, can all agree this would be welcomed ya?

@GrindeOptions I think we see a quick drop to the low $300s and then it starts rising all the way to $500

$TSLA has bottomed.

@OdellBretthamJr *yawn*

Ladies and gentlemen

@PhDButtersworth @daily_msu Du bist ein innerer Schweinehund

@jacks49558 @daily_msu Shut up Johannes!

Tonight I will repay my debt Tonight I will do what every Spartan should do and be a man of my word Tonight I will deactivate my account

@daily_msu @DarkoStateNews @OdellBretthamJr @brodysheetzESPN @Sheehan_Sports @coachfitz51 @stoolpresidente @CoachDustyMay @michiganstateu Are you hoping they'll beg you not to do it?

@DarkoStateNews @OdellBretthamJr @brodysheetzESPN @Sheehan_Sports @coachfitz51 @stoolpresidente @CoachDustyMay @michiganstateu

@SpartyWRLD You guys have officially hit rock bottom

Big Ten Basketball Teams that completed a FULL banner sweep in a single season: ✅ B1G Regular Season ✅ B1G Tournament ✅ National Champions ‘00 Michigan State That’s it. That’s the list.

@jb_equities @Mr_Derivatives Lots of people completely unaware and expecting a repeat of April 2025. But it's not the same circumstances at all

@Mr_Derivatives This one is much bigger. Predicated on falsehoods and before a critical CPI.

$SPX Notable gaps just in the last 3 years that went unfilled...

@Mr_Derivatives This is why I trade

$SPX 👀

@daily_msu Apparently you are unaware of what rage actually is

@jacks49558 I’m doing a really good job at it if I get replies like this

Can’t imagine not being on this list

@Ryan_Mason23 @REALDonThomas Ouch

@REALDonThomas Michigan State has the Big Ten conference most recent national championships in hockey and basketball and is one of only two schools in the country with multiple national championships in both football and basketball 🥱🥱

Michigan State Fact of the Day: Michigan State has a losing record to Michigan in Football, Men’s Basketball, and Ice Hockey. Just to name a few. It’s Michigan’s state. Never forget that. #GoBlue

@iBleedMSU The only fan base in college sports who care about these things: "DiD yOu eVeN GO tO mIChIgaN?" "DiD YoU EveN cOmMit oUt oF hIGh ScHoOl DURRRRRRRR"

This is the first ever championship that did not include a player in their starting 5 that actually committed to the school out of high school. Just a really sad day for college basketball fans.

@market_sleuth I am so glad I closed my puts before close. I took a small loss, and it was hard at the time, but this is exactly why I almost never hold options overnight during high volatility times

SPY above the 200 DMA after hours on the Iran news. This is what you wait for. Tomorrow will likely offer a lower risk trading setup. 💯

@GrindeOptions You should follow the right people and you won't be surprised when this happens.

Can someone please explain to me like I’m 8 why the hell stocks crashing today? 🤔