🍃💨 quotes

“Gorilla grip on the scrotum, stretching it out like a balloon, using scrotum as condom. Bobs your uncle.” Jack speaks thus 30/03/26

“Well flush it then, like a toilet of similar description.” Jack speaks thus 19/04/26

“Bomboclaat he look like a wojak” Jack speaks thus 30/03/26

“YOU ARE A WHITE POLISH MAN, YOU JUST CANNOT BE GAY. THAT IS HOW THE WORLD WORKS.” Alec speaks thus 25/03/26

“Sodomy, homosexuality, uhh… where do I even begin? This is why none of you get pizza.” Jack speaks thus 07/04/26

“Undress thy penis sir” Jack speaks thus 12/03/26

“Your mum’s a really fucking big witch.” Jack speaks thus 30/03/26

“They call me Ashy First Puff,” Jack speaks thus 30/03/26

“Your mums a good doob. I like to breathe through her.” Jack speaks thus 30/03/26

“I’m going to drink your piss like a cow suckling teat” Jack speaks thus 30/03/26

“Which one of us would be Michael Jackson… wait. We know that.” Jack speaks thus 25/03/26

“I’m gynaecological, I like vagina.” Jack speaks thus 05/04/26

“You needed to crowdfund that joke.” Jack speaks thus 08/04/26

“Florida man becomes so high he thinks he’s a tramp on the way home.” Jack speaks thus 01/03/26

“Bomboclat he look like vlad the impaler” Alec speaks thus 04/03/26

“His soul is chopped. He’s spiritually chopped.” 24/03/26

“Peel back my meaty flaps and reveal my loosed-lipped leaker,” Jack speaks thus. 30/03/26

“I just got tobaccy all over my fucking… … … uh” Jack speaks thus 14/03/26

*smacks Alec’s ass “Rastafari it rippled like water” Jack speaks thus 04/04/26

“I like my vegetables, gimp” Maè speaks thus 30/03/26

“Will i am finds a host club, will I Ouran?” Mae speaks thus 26/03/26