Jack Tobin

I want to sleep for about 3 days 😴

@alanbuck1306 @EoinReilly Reilly u dirty bastard #vomit #cleanmycar

If it wasn't for me he'd have no tweets

Really don't want to write this Irish essay

@Quigsterr ya ya

@Quigsterr haha see u actually are

@Quigsterr ya ur just wicked jealous

@Quigsterr u would want to

@Quigsterr I'd say some sound man

@Quigsterr wonder where u got them

all credit for these tweets go to @Quigsterr

Gwan guess who this is

I should stop taking sweets out of the shop and feeding them to little children, I'm causing all this childhood obesity guys

A new screen on my phone wouldn't go astray

Can't bate a bag of tayto

I seriously need to start tweeting more I'm useless

My brother went out as "Johnny cash" to a party tonight. I am both amused and mortified to be related to him

Ugh getting up in the morning will be torture

@Quigsterr ya haha

@Quigsterr no fine