Jack

@REpressentT Scholes didn’t score 9 goals in 1 season from centre half for Bolton though did he

Can’t believe they got the Archbishop at a gaff calling the Vatican shit and The Pope a cunt.

Only a month late to #Barclaysmen compilation videos for a shameless attempt at self promotion Quit The Day Job feat. Ali Brownlee

Really would love it if Bruno had a good game today and silenced us all

@Haveawordpod delighted for @SenseiCarl_ to appear this week, hit him with a little Helloooo meht as it appeared 🤣

@BanquetRSDfeed Did catfish and the bottlemen drop?

Gary was gonna be here all night but the site hadn’t failed so he’s gone.

Hahahahaha, there’s no way you can tell me he wasn’t fit enough to be on the bench, he looks ready for the Grand National

Big Ronaldo fan as a bouncer in Manchester spoons about to hit a 45 yard screamer

@bradwatson1997 The modelling contract...

Got a modelling gig in Thailand lmaoo

Middlesbrough are the first team from a lower division this Century to beat Chelsea over 90 mins in the EFL Cup.

Vamosss 💪🏼 #UTB

UTFB!!

Thank fuck we get an extra hour tonight because we’ve certainly fucking just lost one.

John Fury on the microwave door when his Rustlers burger is taking too long

Highlight of the Championship season has to be ex-Middlesbrough boss Jonathan Woodgate accusing the league table of lying.

The year is 2037, 40 year old men stood outside the shop asking 44 year old men to go in and get them 20 Lambert blue #SmokingBan