Henry Jones

@Olympics Making all those fast mfs look slow.

Botswana's first EVER Olympic gold, and it's in the men's 200m. 🥹🇧🇼

@Naytholo A divorced man? No

Does a man need permission from his wife before he brings his siblings to come live with them??

@RJacobs_10 @WorldRugby Bro, André's head snaps back from the impact.

This is a red card in today’s rugby. Really? No clear head on head, solid hit with both arms wrapped below the shoulders. @WorldRugby is really doing their best to make sure we never see a solid hit again. #RSAvPOR

@ShottaZee Feels very choky to me....

PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE! PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE! PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE! PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE! PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE! PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE! PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE! PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE! PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE! PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE! PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE!PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE!

@Tina_Hokwana Pyramid murder scheme.

This woman killed her boyfriend and got her new boyfriend to help her bury the body. The new boyfriend then wanted to tell on her, she murdered him too and instructed her 17 year old son to help her bury the body in the same grave as the first boyfriend. The son also wanted to tell on her, she killed him and got her 14 year old son to help her bury the body in the same grave as the first 2 boyfriends. The son was also troubled by this and wanted to tell on her. She threatened to kill him too. The son told a sangoma and that’s how she was caught.

@Kookie_Kuhle Already in the works, you cannot have "Zulu" in your surname at the 2027 World Cup.

World Rugby is going to ban coloured outside backs from wearing scrum caps at the rate we are producing them.

@ShelleyBWoke Grace

@cupidstunt08 🤣🤣🤣🤣

A teacher once said I'd be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia. So far, I've made 2 jugs, a vase, and an ashtray, so fck you, Mrs Collins 😊

@dbbovey "I am dying well" is the only worthwhile response to that nonsense.

Can we nip in the bud the convention of starting business emails and messages with the infuriating and insultingly formulaic "I hope you're well"? Or is it already too late?

@nocontextmemes Jesus! That you???

@Whotfismick C. Get it over and done with.

where’s your next bite ?

@FilmUpdates Sadly, it is Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore!

Name two actors with the best on-screen chemistry.

@JustVee1710 A Whore Ship, I tell you.

I really need to grow up 🤭

@spectatorindex This....

What comes to mind when you think of South Africa?

@UsherKomugisha All I hear is BOM BOM BOM BOM-BOM BOM-BOM BOM-BOM

FIFA rankings are officially in the mud at the AFCON 2023 fam. None of the top five teams on the continent will feature in the quarterfinals. 😮😮 1. 🇲🇦 Morocco 2. 🇸🇳 Senegal 3. 🇹🇳 Tunisia 4. 🇩🇿 Algeria 5. 🇪🇬 Egypt

@ZacMoselane The MFS just did.

Bafana is playing and the government is going to loadshed us.

@JennMForster DA chose the factory settings option.

Neh... Whiter than white.

@avicebennerhoe @guerilla_grip Can I hear a Motherfucker, I mean Amen.

@eNCA 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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@singfromthehair Pieliz Navidad?

There is a man on klipfontein road by Red Cross Hospital shaking his piel at drivers.