Jacky L. Castorena

Down the rabbit hole I go

You got this @MDCH18 💕 $JackyEscandon

Mood de hoy:

@jackkeyy One time my mom shared her Belvita cookies with her coworkers (which have a lot of fiber) & they were all fighting for the RR

thinking about the time I gave one of my white coworkers a hot Cheeto from matamoros and I made him sick and he was in the RR fighting for his life for over 20 mins 😭

@lonestarangle @apoptotic_body_ @TXMedCenter I was about to comment MDAnderson & surrounding hospitals parking. It’s insane

@apoptotic_body_ @TXMedCenter Made $78,000,000 in parking fees last year!

Parking at hospitals

Does anyone else cry out of anger? Just me?

@plantita_aguada Netflix 👎🏻 I’m guilty tho, I’ve had it for years, but don’t even use it

I pay for Netflix, Disney plus, Spotify and HBO Max, which one should I cancel? 😭

While in line for barbacoa 🤭

@plantita_aguada Yes orange chicken with the noodles

Is Panda Express good?

@jackyescandon that’s my fav 🥺

I want to be on the paranormal side of tik tok now that the ghost in my house has moved on and hasn’t traumatized me in the past year <3

@quespookypod Yayyy amigos! Wishing you all many more years of success!

@Walmart You’re @Walmart, of course you should be open 24 hours

We're Walmart, of course our products are great value 😉

All I want is for @Walmart to be open 24 hrs again

I miss the old days when I used to go the haunted Walmart with @jackkeyy

@SergioAB Nambe noooo

The year is 2050 in Brownsville: -Elon Musk launches his 525th rocket -Rent is $10,000 a month -The city breaks the Guinness World Record for most car washes in a city -The Dive becomes a national museum because its distinct smell Life is good

Yo tratando de no decirle a una persona que le tengo un regalo

@5daysunderwater @quespookypod Or weekly??? That would be 👌🏻

@quespookypod Yeehawww