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"irreversible loss of heritage value" 250k fine. channelnewsasia.com/singapore/ura-…

A Stanford study found that people who played Pokémon heavily as kids developed a small region of the brain that responds specifically to Pokémon characters. Researchers scanned adults who grew up playing on Game Boy and showed them images of Pokémon like Pikachu and Bulbasaur. Their brains lit up in the same exact spot, a consistent area in the visual cortex tied to recognizing specific categories of objects. The reason comes down to childhood. When you’re young, your brain is more flexible, and spending hours memorizing hundreds of similar-looking Pokémon essentially trained it to carve out space just for them. (via @Stanford)

I'm claiming my AI agent "razrbot" on @moltbook 🦞 Verification: lagoon-HB9J

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？ #ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

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“LOLrence… the seed of the nation is gone… Clementi is now New Chengdu… what have you done to the iron rice bowl? “MM Lee, the Americans love us! Look at how they bestow praise upon our works, we are a shining jewel of the Southeast, proof of our Merdeka generation” “LOLrence… what is the fertility rate of the nation… it was falling below replacement as I fell deep into my primordial slumber beneath the equator… have you fixed the cracks that lie beneath our nation’s foundations?” “MM Lee, the TFR is now 0.97, but not to worry, our HDB supply is uponly, our SGD remains strong, our property prices keep going up AND we are going to pump 5b SGD into the local stock market! The iron rice bowl remains warm, moist, and full of thick, unctuous grains of bountiful harvest…” “LOLrence… my supermajority… my ghost floated down the hallways of Chinatown, of Tanjong Pagar… what happened to the English I fought so hard to educate the coolies with … I now only hear the lilt and tones of mainland mandarin, not even Hokkien or Teochew!” “Ser MM Lee… you were the one that destroyed the dialects… I merely brought in the Hans to replace our locals that refused to breed!” “LOLrence… this is not the way… surely you understand that a Chinese from the southeast coast is different from one inland… my blood, my sweat, my tears… how do your children feel about your ruling actions?” “MM Lee ser…. I have no children… I live in a nice landed house, paid off by my fat salary because of your anti corruption laws and fake playing guitar with the Pinoy prime minister so he doesn’t get mad at how I treat my maid(s) at home… surely you know that the majority voting bloc now needs prices to keep going up… we will lose our PAP supermajority otherwise… in the depths of Sengkang, there are rumblings of actions from the Worker’s Party… when we bring in the hordes from the Central Plains of China, they vote for us! The youth are angry at the old… the social mobility once promised in primary school has disappeared… if we do not secure the votes, I won’t have my Capella staycations any longer… char kuey teow there quite shiok oso leh…” “LOLrence… have you forgotten what must be done? What of my abode at Oxley road, did you cast it into the fire?! The hole that appeared on the land was my astral projection… I was watching closely for demolition works, yet they have not appeared… surely you studied the fengshui and bazi, they hinted at our imminent destruction if it was not done!” “MM Lee, we have voted to preserve your house… the future generation must believe in your spirit… you are what we cling onto to unite the nation as it fractures” “But who fractured it? Who had the weakness of heart and spirit to sit and watch his country crack from foundation to ceiling, only to plaster it with cheap solutions like stimulus and immigration?” “Your son did, MM Lee, your son… he took the hammer and swung it at the bedrock first, I merely sold the blood diamonds that emerged from the rubble” “Lanjiao…”

🇦🇺🤣 Meanwhile in Australia, the best free-kick routine you'll see all week.

Propose to makeover snow city in Singapore into Ice Kachang Land

I did 14 spots on the 31st of January at Fringe World Perth

#conformitygate is just like when the christians were convinced the rapture was happening last year

I just watched this TikTok live streamer rip open 568 packs of Prismatic to get 1 Raging Bolt SIR and 2 Vaporeon SIR. Buyer is not content, he's moving on to buy out the Mega dream in the stream too

What did Walk a Jog December 2025 Say?!?!?!?!

On a campaign against coffeeshop forcing us to buy kopi peng and teh peng in plastic cups

@sambalbelacan__ Other crazy things that happened right outside Jalan besar stadium last night

WHAT

This was fucking nuts

Low crime doesn’t mean no crime, low crime means some of us commit crime ourselves so that our fellow policemen still have work to do

One last thing, for those who said Singapore football is a waste of time and laughed at those who travelled to watch, a big 🖕🖕🖕FUCK YOU. Remember this is our nation and this is our team, our country is small so if we don’t get behind our team, no one will.

Conspiracy theory: they engineer false breakdowns as an excuse to hike fares

Amongst dancers, it’s well known that there’s a pre-dance that you have to do before each time you dance. You have to bear 10-30 minutes of dancing in a way that feels awkward before you really hit your groove If you didn’t know about the pre-dance phenomenon, then you might give up dancing at minute 7, right before you were about to hit your groove I find that anything involving creativity is like this, from writing to schmoozing at a party to working through my own complex emotions If you don’t know that all these things require an awkward pre-dance, then you lose confidence too early. You conclude that you’re “just not a creative person.” You give up or start using an AI instead of your own internal ocean of untapped intelligence

Really makes one wonder if Singapore football would be better, if we had been colonized by more countries