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@jacobhookom

Previously @sitecore product-person, @four51ecommerce CPO, @McKesson Fellow and @JavaChampion. Passionate for building cool stuff with cool people.

Minneapolis, MN Katılım Kasım 2011
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@Costco you crazy.... I could take the train to Chicago for the real thing at that price
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@joshnorthsouth My parents sat at the breakfast table with their laptops for an hour giving each other updates on what they clicked on and what is or isn't spinning on their screen
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The Vikings are LOADED with offensive talent 🔥 J.J. McCarthy is heading to Minnesota 😤
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Doing the Hollywood tour first thing in the morning is best, before it gets too hot and the celebrities retreat to the shade and further from the fences
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"Ady, where all are your friends going for spring break?" "...Rach is going to the outer banks with her family" "Ah, Carolina" "No, Dad, her name is Rachael"
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Millennials in the suburbs: "We're headed to Heartland Grace, over by Valley Creek and Oxbow Landing, across from the Forest Hill Shopping Galleria... yes, we're bringing little Ashliegh and Hunter along"
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I insist on shopping for ingredients for my next recipe, but when I get to the grocery store, basket in hand, I can't find anything I need. Ethnic foods aisle? Is it, or is it in the seasoning and marinades?
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My wife's super power is finding the lid for any piece of Tupperware
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Sitting at a Caribou coffee and the guy sitting across from me insists on using Google voice search for one word queries. It's more like a strange tourrette's, "PANCAKES", "BELL", I mean "DELL"
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Was sitting near this guy (in the shade). He told everyone they had a free pass to go for a swim if they win. Honestly believe he thought a bunch of people would join him for a swim #RyderCup
Dan Walker@mrdanwalker

This is EVEN better 🏊‍♂️ Remember the fella who jumped in the water at the #RyderCup on the 16th hole? Well, this is what happened next… 👇🏻🏆😂 #ColonelSanders #CaptainBirdseye #LoganRoy From Tom Kristensen on insta

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Luke Donald confirms the car park confrontation was that Rory was still angry with Joe LaCava over what happened on 18 green. Said Rory asked Joe to move, Joe didn’t move for quite some time and kept waving his hat.
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My kids are sometimes referred to as Generation Alpha, I guess it's what comes after Gen Z. Being an Excel guy, should be "Generation Ah Ah" As whenever I ask them questions about school or friends, I just get a mumbled "Ah ah" what do you mean, kid?
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Heard a woman as she tripped at the Minnesota Zoo, and she shouted, "Scheider Blocker!" Seems perfectly normal...
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