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fit. check?

aaaand my last fuck expired

@34rths an older one but you big big leagues now!

@jacobiwobi bajrbhejsbd which tweet 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Is anyone subtweeting about me

Dear diary It's me again and again and again and again and again and again and

if you make me feel bad for talking too much ill never talk to you again

my coworker genuinely puts spells on my shifties

the american dream is to just survive at this point

k maybe a little homo

no homo but i love leon

i fear i must take a break from twitter, too much requiem i cant risk getting it spoiled

note to self: never do that again

dear panda express workers, if you give me two fortune cookies just tell me you want me

i love my country California

i feel a little bit of sun on my skin and suddenly life is beautiful again

thank god im a peaceful drunk

addicted to c418 and staring out my window watching the rain pondering on what once was and excited for what will be

i like driving in the rain with no wipers, makes it interesting

got stranded in the city on valentines what a story

and the worlds worst boyfriend award goes to

i ate too fast is this what giving birth feels like holy shit