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Ever sleep so hard you wake up feeling like mad max? (tangled in my headphone cord and sleeping mask)

Thursday Girl on KALX spinitron.com/KALX/dj/178983… via @spinitron

Trucks and sport utility vehicles with hood heights greater than 40 inches are about 45% more likely to cause fatalities in pedestrian crashes than shorter vehicles with sloped hoods, according to new research reut.rs/3u6CoBu

Bank of Erath Erath, LA

San Francisco is great if you are rich

Timeline of the Universe We live in the yellow period, the Stelliferous Era. By the end of this era, bright stars as we know them will be gone, followed by 10⁸⁸ trillion years of darkness. A very short bright moment vs an eternity of darkness.

He thinks we forgot.

🌁MOVED TO THE MARINA 🌁DISTRICT OF SAN FRANCISCO #Memes #Laughteristhebestmedicine #SanFranciscoDamn @BlazedRTs

The nearly 65,000-square foot location shut its doors Monday to “ensure the safety” of its employees, a Whole Foods spokesperson said cnn.it/3o2jDMy

@Super70sSports My elementary school had one of these in the early 00s. Fun times!

Has anyone ever really gotten to the bottom of why every 70s and 80s PE teacher was fucking obsessed with parachute related activities?

clenching my fists until the knuckles are white. this is grogú. this is not yoda

Please give me a vehicle with a normal key and as few computers as necessary

MAR 2021 passed A+ started help desk job APR 2021 FEB 2022 passed Net+ I am now in the final days of studying for the @CompTIA Sec+. #AlwaysAStudent #AlwaysBeTraining thank you @ProfessorMesser for being my IT training guru.

The FBI discovered more classified documents during a search of Mike Pence’s home on Friday, according to the Associated Press. trib.al/GiB8vmL

Damn printers