Jacob

@OhCheesesChrist Disgrace

#MUFC have received 968 tickets for the FA Youth Cup Final, priced at £5 for adults, £3 for Over 65s and Under 21s, and 8 wheelchair positions at £3. The aim is to go on sale to Executive Club Members and men's team Season Ticket holders on Thursday, 7 May TBC

@keetmufc And thats why he got robbed, he’s not the police that guy can’t do nothing

@jacobltst He's clearly fucking petrified

Natural selection

@TurkTalksFC @TheAthleticFC @MailSport 1 - We can just recall Collyer

Which #mufc midfield rebuild would you prefer? 1️⃣ (@TheAthleticFC) £70m-£80m signing £70m-£80m signing Promoted academy player 2️⃣ (@MailSport) ~£80m signing ~£40m signing ~£20m signing

@DznerV3 Just makes it better for when we’re back 🤷‍♂️

My Dad: - Watched us win a treble - Been to 3 UCL finals - Seen us win 13 Premier League titles Me: - Watched Man City win a treble - Watched Liverpool win their first Premier League title - Watched Chelsea win the UCL twice - Seen SPURS go to a UCL final - Seen SPURS beat us in a European final - Seen Arsenal go to a UCL final - Ruben Amorim - Manuel Ugarte - Rasmus Hojlund

@Muppetiers He also said Ten Hag should play 3 at the back. He’s fucking clueless

Gary Neville tried to suggest Simeone was the ideal manager for United.

Our turn next season.

@utdmax31 Alan Smith, Dan James, Ferdinand, Cantona…

Only 3 players in the history of football played for this two clubs. Guess the player 👀

@Nozbaz5 Can’t see how they don’t, we took the game to them and played them off the park, PSG & Bayern will do that but with the best players on the planet

@jacobltst Gonna be so boring for football if they win it imo. Hope they get battered

We need to come up with a doomsday plan for if arsenal win the champions league

@bensmithppc Only because its a one off game. We took the game to them and played them off the park, PSG & Bayern will do that but with the best players on the planet

Don't care what anyone says, Arsenal have a chance in that final

@CantonaManc 😂😂😂

How the fuck are that lot in a Champions League Final hahahahahaha I’ll be tuning in for that demolition job.

@CansAndBansV12 PSG about to beat the 5-0 from last year

Just got to hope PSG or Bayern smash these anti football cunts in the final

@utdHarryy Giving the treble to 115

Name a loss that made you sit in silence for 30 minutes after the game.

@utdreport 🇾🇪

Casemiro on staying at #mufc: “I don't think there's a chance, there's no chance. Mostly because of what I said, you know? Go out the big door, I think it was four beautiful, wonderful years and I am eternally grateful not only to the club, but to the fans. But I think I have to leave in good terms, I have to go out on top. I will be an eternal United fan here in England and I just have to thank all the love from the fans.”

@Joshnorton193 Apparently he has always been doing stuff to try and go viral, my mates brother knows him in one of their supporters clubs

Ticket coincidentally on the front row? No just a massive attention seeking spastic like that Nick groom that used to go united wearing yellow coat n front row every game. Nonces the lot of them

One more year

@thesoopabees Yeovil, Morecambe, Tourquay, and a few more. Too many woke teams in the efl these days

I don’t make the rules but if we just got rid of Aston Villa and Liverpool for Darlington and Hereford Coca Cola will be so back

IG looks like a dying mall

@thesoopabees Fucking glory days there

Propa clubs. None of this forced Barclays crap

Get the fuck out of here with your “Barclays” shite Coca Cola League 1 in the European places is where it’s at