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Created a double-axis political/mormoness compass. Pick your character.
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Jacob Patty
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Jacob Patty
@jacobpattywagon
hey buddy lets go toss the pigskin out back while we wait for the coals to get hot
Katılım Ocak 2012
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in a way this might be the most self-actualized wrap of a cybertruck ever achieved
cj@futurevictim_
driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle
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Where I imagined the jumanji hunter lived when he wasn't hunting children
Barbarian Herodotus@BBHerodotus
Teddy Roosevelt’s Sagamore Hill home in Oyster Bay.
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Considering forming a 'Jacob Lobby' to get all Jacobs tax breaks on music software and free protein shakes whenever we want
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Watching with subtitles feels so good when u ain't got a film bro in your ear sayin it's uncultured
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Jacob Patty retweetledi
Every day someone will propose a different microdemographic to exempt from taxes until there’s just one brave W-2 employee left
Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez@RepMGP
Thank you so much to the Clark County Sheriff’s office for taking me out for a ride along. It’s an honor to get a chance to see what you’re up against firsthand. In DC, I’m working to provide tax relief on the first $100,000 of federal income tax for law enforcement. We need to think creatively about how to support law enforcement and first responder health and wellness. Read the full story: tinyurl.com/4ncmssvj
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I take my letterboxd reviewing as seriously as a supreme court justice writing their dissent
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I hate how the grocery store has everything I need capitalism sucks
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Remember, no one lies on their deathbed and says 'I'm glad I never got shredded at the gym and instead spent that time with the kids'
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I want more commercials that suggest you will become a God or be forsaken by one
Brian Roemmele@BrianRoemmele
Sanyo,1988, filmed in Houston and featuring music by Jean-Michel Jarre. And it is like a mini-movie showcasing the style and ethos of this era. The music is masterful…
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Jacob Patty retweetledi
The whole "you shouldn't vape next to babies on airplanes" ideology is basically a religion.
--Belief in a supreme authority (God/the FAA)
--Strict moral rules that are imposed on everyone (Ten Commandments/"Federal law")
--Threat of punishment for unbelievers (Hell/fines)
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Screens are so stimulating that the flat grey aesthetic feels like a respite, but of course that also means the only interesting thing to look at is a screen! There's a reason Apple stores and offices don't look like this:
Barns Wallis@BarnsWallisMD
Millennials read The Giver once in middle school and decided to make living in a colorless dystopia their entire personality.
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saw two ripped dudes, one black one white, literally do this at my gym and for the briefest moment I knew that love would conquer all...
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I have met ex-mormons you people wouldn't believe
Romy@Romy_Holland
basically everyone i’ve ever met who was raised mormon is outlier cheerful/optimistic. i’d think this was about their belief system, but it holds even among ppl who left the faith. it seems like the culture itself inculcates some positive baseline.
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Why does china get to do the walking robot version of wacky turn of the century contests where you bring your flying machine that falls faster than gravity?
Braxton McCoy@braxton_mccoy
You, in a panic, buying black tip rounds. Me, a sophisticate, have surrounded my perimeter with 2 inch tall speed bumps and masking tape.
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I'm writing a dramatic miniseries where this guy is the star, it depicts all his many past lives through the centuries and in each one the rat life always finds him
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Jacob Patty retweetledi
A full-scale US Waymo rollout would cost ~700 full-time jobs in the funeral care industry (by saving around 35 thousand young American lives per year). Will no one think of (some of) the morticians!
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This has been the show the entire time, this is what makes it good.
nooshin 💛@doctoralhashimi
like. what show is this because it is not the pitt lmao
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Dumb scenes like this are why i've loved the show since episode one.
nelle ♡@SUPERSTISM
i cannot get over how stupid this fucking scene was
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I believe if you run for president you should be required to be interviewed by these 4 men. Ideally on the same day and in this order
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