Jacob Rees's Mog

Seems to be an influx of birds migrating back here; good for lunch, bad for gainful employment.

#dailymail claims JR is "known for his dry wit and sharp speeches". Can't honestly say I've borne witness to either.

Cool cats wear corduroy.

It is supposedly good luck to have a black cat cross your path. Happens far too often these days for my liking.

"Two fat ladies" offensive? I never thought I'd utter the words, but here goes: it's political correctness gone mad. channel4.com/news/rees-mogg…

Back from South Shields. A grey and red hell full of flagitious barmpots. Such language. The entire town have taken leave of their senses.

Quite devastated to hear of the passing of Harold Ramis. His likeness to yours truly would have made him top seed for Rees Mog: The Movie.