#1 Neil Breen Enjoyer

If you’re at FYA today, please clean your ass. There was a dude next to me in the Foundation pit who straight up smelled like he had a loaded diaper. There is no room for yoloing ass wiping in hardcore

@therealcigman I knew this was coming 😂

@jacobxdillon i talk to my dad all the time #notallnoisers

You’re a “noise artist”? That’s cool man I don’t really talk to my dad either

@knucklexdragger Most people never find any grand purpose. Focus your life on experiencing as much joy as you can and creating as much joy as you can for the people you care about

I am begging hardcore bands to stop printing shirts on Shakawear. These mfs fit like refrigerator boxes

Sleep Token’s ability to get worse with every new release needs to be studied

@Thejoehardcore @elonmusk Nah this shit is way oversimplified and generalized. Most remote work is based on deliverables. You’re expected to have certain work done by a certain time and if your deliverables aren’t hitting deadlines, it will catch up to you

@elonmusk Honest question bc I just pour concrete for a living : is this really how office work is? No supervision, no team communication? No oversight? Just hey tell us what you did?

Should all federal employees be required to send a short email with some basic bullet points about what they accomplished last week?

@BasedwSwag @JoeyxRoss Sick ass band, you have never experienced joy before

@JoeyxRoss cringe reddit band

big ass truck

@somedresses NOW you’re on board?

i want to learn how to play faster blast beats specifically to play w*gger slam

@violenthomie @dethcore4ever @bloodbathhhhhh It was more than that, that post sent people down a rabbit hole that revealed their singer hangs out with at least one nazi regularly. I’m talking an unapologetic SS bolts and totenkopf sporting mf who posted a video sieg heiling and calling people slurs after he got called out

@JoeyxRoss Big boy status ain’t just gonna be honorary for long. Keep pushing brother

At 170 now, up from 145 last year 👍

Didn't know this was a secret, but there's got to be at least one very dense christian conservative Pee-wee fan out there right now burning his Pee-wee's Playhouse box set with a single tear rolling down his dumbass cheek

@bigtimetommy69 @JoeyxRoss A whole lot better than this weird conservative dickriding

@jacobxdillon @JoeyxRoss “Whether you vote red or blue, your money is green here” would have been such a good marketing slogan for this

The same bank that fully let someone open a fraudulent checking account in my name and refused to let me close it is once again being annoying and stupid

If the birds win on Sunday, I’m chopping down a light pole with my forehead

@JezyGray Him and Kyle are fine. You're just stirring up drama because your life is fucking boring.

@jeazous @Ashley18LS @Dexerto Silk Road was literally a market specifically created and maintained for people to sell drugs and guns. This wasn’t incidental. Quit being dense

@Ashley18LS @Dexerto Should we arrest the CEO of Snapchat?

Donald Trump has officially pardoned Ross Ulbricht, the founder of online black market ‘Silk Road’, from his life prison sentence

@jc_xvx Never beating the baiting allegations

You wouldn’t last one second in me in prison

@noxheav3n I stumbled upon 3 random mfs who have me blocked the other day and the only tweet I’ve ever had go anywhere was about the importance of wiping your ass. People are weird as hell

u be blocked the most random weirdos on this site like how the fuck i even made u that mad