Daniel “Jacoby” Jones CFA l

Racial slurs.

The person who’s phone just went off in Spieth’s back swing needs to be executed.

Can’t lie it was pretty good.

Large black coffee and a bacon egg and cheese bagel for $16. Better be the best fucking coffee and bagel I’ve ever had.

Just ate enough sushi to kill a sumo wrestler. Time to watch my bracket get fucked.

Looking at my brackets, I guess I picked 9-10 SEC teams to advance the first round. Only team I didn’t pick was Georgia. Mike White suckssssss.

Why did I have to see a tweet that Louisville player was hurt.

Playing golf by myself and got paired up with a mom and her son, mom was just driving the kid around, hole 13 she ask if she can leave the kid with me for a couple holes and have me drive him. Weirdest golf experience.

Little brother came up to me and offered me a 15mg zyn. Never felt so old in my life.

@frat_stanley @SwampShoeCurse Hope you bought the towing membership.

Ready to sink this bitch @SwampShoeCurse

Shot an 88 with 2 triples and 3 doubles. Need to eliminate those big number holes.

Tried explaining framemogging to my dad. Safe to say he was not as excited as I was when I first heard about it.

One time I don’t put money on Jordan Spieth.

@frat_stanley Surviving get to watch the gators play now and don’t have to deal with 35 degrees and rain.

@jacoby_cfa Sorry to hear this Jacoby

Flight canceled. No bag.

@roycehambone So far amazing play, lots of productivity.

@jacoby_cfa Keep us updated

Having a coffee at 7 either going to be an amazing play or ruin my day tomorrow.

@bakedtowel420 Ye white boy summa

@jacoby_cfa congrats on the new deal homie. Let me hold a mil!

I have finally awakened from my slumber.

I hate retard drivers