“teehee” mf

I love Macbooks, but Apple honey you’ve GOT to stop using glorified saran wrap for your sensor cables 😭

Unfortunately Toyota is destroying the Lexus brand—quite literally from the inside out, except for their most expensive car

@Orions_BeIt Lord have mercy. Sending you all the disinfectants, enzymatic cleaners, and positive vibes!

@jacon_strips You're right

don't have kids y'all I'm not provided details but I'm grossed out and will be disinfecting the entire house tomorrow

SOPHIE if she was Dutch

@idkaanan And the nachos are just a lil stale 😭 But I’ll still eat it unfortunately

Green Day K*ll the DJ reheated nachos

We need to incorporate “umami bomb” into common intercourse vocabulary

*indistinct tweaking*

Bitch my t-shirts look brand new!!

An amazing adult discovery I made today: enzyme detergent for your clothes!!

Filling my gas tank costed $75 btw

Purine sounds so pleasant for something that’s not so great for the body

Allt sem hann SÉEERRRR

Hémisphère - Paradis

From 20k to 4.5k, periodt

@FKATwigsUpdate x.com/fkatwigs/statu…

FKA Twigs is reportedly working on a vaccine to combat Hantavirus. “Don’t worry, I’m on it.”

slayyyter i dont think i can crank it

(Got my own thing got the ching ching)

Most girls want a man with the bling bling

kelela's linkinb music video