jackie

expecting me to be mature when u know I was born premature is crazy

nice to know me and the pope got something in common (from chicago)

when my beautiful friend becomes single i shall run the conclave for her next bf

jokes on you I’m a J name too

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looked up bar outfits on pinterest and the outfit is to be skinny

my bf asked me to wash his clothes and I accidentally ripped his $100 hoodie #notmeant2beahousewife

behind the DJ booth farting

so am i still gettin my fafsa refund or

i never tip male waiters hit the oil rig nigga

god knew I needed more discipline in my life so he sent me a bf in the military

can someone make gym shorts that don’t go up to ur ribcage

everyone talking abt premed, predental, prelaw— what about premature? pregame?

DTMF: Debí tomar más fourloko

I feel like nobody rlly fucks w pepsi like that and it makes me sad for them ):

3rd Christmas no EBT card what am I doing wrong

going on facebook marketplace is my favorite thing to do after a night out

if i get paid and my check isn’t $181715838 im quitting

having ur bf read ur tweets to u feels like when the teacher would read ur notes in front of the class

she may be prettier than me but has she been chronically online since she was 12

if I don’t eat from now until christmas I can buy him the retros he wants