Jacques Cazayoux

@KingLingAaron Bottle too small and the cups too big

Idk how y’all wine drinkers do it, half the damn bottle be gone in one cup

@fatpussyhex I felt like I had a stroke reading this

i don’t chase i attract what belongs to me will simply find me

Keichainz puttin' the "edge" in Eagle Edge. @Keichainz33

🤣 twitter.com/supplierofmeme…

The smoothest fall of all time

"Americans are the people who pursued our Manifest Destiny across the ocean, into the uncharted wilderness, over the tallest mountains, and then into the skies and even into the stars."

How Chick-fil-A would be if they Had Delivery 🤣😭👏🏾

Merica.

I paid $60 for that damn fight

@AvosFromMexico 🥑

Let's create the largest chain of avocado emojis on Twitter. we'll start: 🥑

Sooo. I just found out y’all checking snap scores to see if you’re being ignored. What kinda psychopathic shit is that?!😂

YO!! RETWEET NOW AND I MIGHT FOLLOW YOU!!!! @AGT CHAMPIONS! BEST IN THE WORLD!!! TONIGHT!!!

Full version of Micheal Scott’s: Threat Level Midnight, is now available on YouTube. And I’ve gotta say it’s a trip.

@CookOut all I’m sayin is y’all would put some places out of business if y’all opened a location in Allen TX

This is how we do it in Allen

When Tallahassee said “battle stations” I felt that (go watch ZOMBIELAND)

Do you remember? ThE 21sT NiGHt oF SePtEMbER

Okay have y’all seen this????