Jacqueline Bell

@SCHAEF3000 @BuzzFeed I believe I wear my 90's costume everyday sooo

@SCHAEF3000 NOOO

@jenna_galinsky @SCHAEF3000 let's attack this place. Italy The Sequel

@TaylorRieger valid question

The end of an era. You will be missed. #HIMYMFinale #HIMYMFarewell

Thought guy at restaurant was trying to lock eyes with me. Turns out theres a tv with the Spurs/Lakers game directly above me. #foreveralone

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

Radiohead and I have a lovely time together. #bliss

I'm having the time of my life. @Dreamsdefylogic

“@WTFCrazyFact: Once a woman called 911 because McDonald's ran out of McNuggets!” I'd say that's definitely an emergency

@Dreamsdefylogic lol the things people say

May the fourth be with you👽

"Hey I won't yell at you but hey you look hot" another pick up line from the night

@Vasynthesizer false

Some guy just asked me "Wanna go halvesies on a baby?" I should make a twitter account just for strangest pick up lines. I always get them

Just got the nicest cat call, a guy pulled up beside me and said simply "Good Afternoon." I have faith in the world once again. #nicepeople

Many men fail to realize, the key to a woman's heart, is simply wine.