Mr.Jack.Asshole
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Mr.Jack.Asshole
@jada49erkid
#49ers #Royals #LebronJames #FTTB #fountainsup
Kansas City, MO Katılım Eylül 2016
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Ain’t no way those kids drank 17 beers!
J. Mangual@MLBShotsFired
Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!
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Managed Crohn’s disease for 7 years until it took me to the hospital yesterday.
I’m full of fluids and home but I’ll be starting bi-weekly medication infusions 😞
On the bright side I was wide awake in the middle of the night for the Star Wars merch drops 🙌 #silverlinings
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@Cheamane That higher learning soundtrack had a lot of hits.
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The amount of concussions I would give myself in my sleep. I might not ever wake up. 😎
SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024
This man invented the long fan a while ago. After a few modifications he feels it could be something that is sold on the market. It’s used to help hot sleepers, while subtlety creating a gentle background noise to help you rest and get a deep sleep as well. There is an obvious flaw to this, but I’m sure he can work this out, would you buy something like this to help you sleep better?
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I got to give her her props. She knows how to work the system.
Complex@Complex
Wendy's collabs with Ice Spice after viral altercation incident.
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This pathetic piece of shit Raped Children.
Pass it on.
Not Your Average Liberal@NotAvgLiberal
This pathetic piece of shit Raped Children. Pass it on.
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@KillerMike I still can’t believe this was my fav show back in the day.
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A man sat next to me at a roadside restaurant, staring at his phone, smiling nonstop.
Curious, I asked, “Good news?”
He said, “Yeah my daughter just sent me her first salary.”
I smiled and said, “That’s beautiful.”
He nodded, then went quiet for a moment before adding,
“She told me to buy something nice for myself but I think I’ll just save it. I still remember when I couldn’t even afford her school fees.”
A few minutes later, his food arrived.
Before touching it, he took a picture and sent it to her.
Then he whispered, almost to himself,
“At least now she knows I’m eating well.”
That’s when it hit me.
Some parents don’t need repayment.
They just need reassurance that all their sacrifices meant something.
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@Colombiana2691 Missionary would be awkward but doggie, I mean horsie would be amazing
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