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Jade Francomb
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and she is NOT havin a lot of sex
Maira@maira4yo
Horniest person you know is probably a woman, and by a very wide margin
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I ain't know she was this black fr
Krissy@KrissyMeehan_
Zendaya took Tom Holland to a family party and they called him Spider-Man. “Lemme get Spider-Man.” 😂🔥
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I will never disrespect them. I just hate that we spent so much time fighting to be in spaces where we weren't wanted.
Triiad ୭୭@triiadxx
You grow up and realize a lot.
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It’s crazy to have Ten kids and none of them flopped, they're all millionaires.
☠︎︎@bizzleecos
Mr. & Mrs. Wayans raised 10 kids… and built one of the most legendary families in comedy. ❤️
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intimate connection. spiritual harmony. being able to have fun together. flawless respect. infinite trust.
5.🪐@onemalaikaa
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And men will still ask “what do you bring to the table” boy stfu
Abid Ali@AbidAli_Real
How is a cesarean section performed
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Date him like you will one day be 9 months pregnant, exhausted and completely dependent on him. Date him like your parents just passed away and he is your only support system. Date him like the world is ending and he is your main hope for you and your family’s protection and survival. Would you still choose him?
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Your trauma or what you’ve been through is really not an excuse to be manipulative, nonchalant, narcissistic or have selfish behaviour towards good people.
Triiad ୭୭@triiadxx
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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Husband : “The baby has red hair.”
Wife : “Okay…?”
He: “We both have dark hair.”
“Your great-grandfather was literally ginger.”
“And your coworker is too.”
“Are you seriously accusing me of cheating right after I gave birth?”
“I’m just saying this doesn’t make sense.”
“You know what else doesn’t make sense? Destroying your marriage over hair color.”
“Then let’s do a DNA test.”
"NOOO, I DONT GO FOR DNA. YOU CANT DO IT.
HE:" You have to.
“Fine.”
Two weeks later.
“Read it.”
“99.9%… I’m the father.”
“Exactly. Happy now?”
“…This lab could’ve been paid off.”
“You cannot be this stupid.”
“And you cannot expect me to ignore what’s right in front of me.”
“What’s right in front of you is your daughter.”
“Or somebody else’s.”
“…Funny how the only person still talking about cheating is the one acting guilty.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“It means normal people apologize after proof. Cheaters keep digging.”
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In the dead of night after working nonstop for 16 hours since morning, I performed CPR on a high school student in cardiopulmonary arrest for 7 hours without sleep. Even so, I couldn't save them, and I stood there frozen in helplessness, unable to even offer words to the parents who collapsed in tears. Just that one scene was seen by a day-shift nurse, who later gossiped behind my back that "the intern was just standing there dazed."
From that day on, it was clear: the nurses had become the enemy.
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I respect Rubi cause u can tell she’s a fake freak but she knows how to market correctly luv that for her
STAY MAD@Jessylpdg
When u shy but a real eater
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NONCHALANT MEN, your butt crack will itch every time you’re in public 🙏🏿
Triiad ୭୭@triiadxx
My Man makes me steak dinners when I get my period so I can get some iron🥺
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I adopted 9 girls after the woman I loved died.
Fifteen years later, they handed me a letter and said:
“Dad… it’s time you finally learn the truth.”
My name is William. Since high school, there had only ever been one woman for me — Olivia.
We never got the chance to build a life together.
Then, at just 29, she died unexpectedly, leaving behind nine daughters with nobody to care for them.
The social worker stared at me when I said, “I’m taking all nine.”
People called me insane. My parents cut me off completely. Neighbors whispered every time we walked down the street together.
At first, the girls feared me. They barely spoke or looked me in the eyes.
But day after day, I earned their trust.
Eventually, we became a real family.
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The last image is the most American image I've ever seen
Kabbah@theekabbah
this shit right here just pissed me off.
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They look like the rich villainous family in a Tyler Perry film
Triiad ୭୭@triiadxx
Aaron alongside his family at the London premiere of MUFASA: The Lion King.
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I got my period unexpectedly at work and quietly asked around if anyone had a tampon or pad. None of the girls had anything, but one of the guys overheard and casually said, “I think I’ve got some in my backpack for my sister.”
A few minutes later he came back, slipped me a little paper bag like it was some top secret mission, and inside were pads, chocolate, and a tiny note that said: “Survive your shift.”
Funny how the most considerate man in the office was also the one all the other guys called “soft.” Meanwhile half of them can’t even handle hearing the word “period” without acting traumatized.
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