jade kruger

@News24 @BISouthAfrica @OliviaPHudson

We now have a legal definition for ‘beach’ and you can’t go near sand – but water is okay | @BISouthAfrica ow.ly/2iO350D63wj

@listerjameswill @GreenHayls this would be the end of me

Hate to see it

@BadassyAndSassy Please help find me a unicorn

Had a dream last night that Cape Town had an online site that listed everyone’s unicorns. Imagine. What a crime scene

@ShakesSampson @Chad_Reich

Girls be like “I know a spot” and take you to dischem

Incredibly depressing but extremely relevant - give it a read. project-syndicate.org/commentary/gre…?

Greatest. Of. All. Time. Ever.

@mix_rom It’s avs, you’re not missing much

Ramaphosa must just give us 24hrs to restock alcohol and get married cause I’m not doing this shit alone again.

instagram.com/shammi_ltd?igs… - the best thing that’s happened to me in the past 4 days

Please no panic buying, be considerate and think about others too when you buy provisions. #shutdownsouthafrica

can we all agree that we won't judge each others rigs after the lockdown?

Former White House economist Kevin Hassett says the "odds of a global recession are close to 100% right now." cnn.it/2QiEebI

Moooood

@LaysSouthAfrica @LailaManie Is this a joke 😭😭😭

@LailaManie Hi @LailaManie, unfortunately, Lay’s Salt & Vinegar Flavour has been discontinued and will no longer be available in the market. We however invite you to try our new Lay’s Sweet and Smoky American BBQ Flavour. We do hope you enjoy our other flavours from our range too. :)

@LaysSouthAfrica Have you discontinued the Salt & Vinegar flavour. Can’t seem to find it anywhere for the last few weeks now

Oath tut sign up is the most stressful part of uni

@MikeBrakspear Enough of your shit 😴

When I get back from varsity and @jadekruger4 asks how my day was

I don’t always agree with Julius Malema but this statement on Xenophobic attacks in SA is perfect.

the world’s greatest neurosurgeons in one pic