jade 💕🌈🐣

im never stressed about anything unless im late to the cinema like its so serious to me

when my yapping battery runs out i just sit there like this

She would absolutely love a jet 2 holiday

been on hold with my bank for over an hour

bimbos baby, you may be gone but you will always be remembered by the pizza plates i stole from 3 years ago that are the perfect size for a frozen pizza 🙏#gonebutnotforgotten

keep bumping that @KamalaHarris 🌴🥥💚 twitter.com/DreamAmerica_/…

Espresso Martinis are Red Bull Vodka for people who’ve aged out of Jersey Shore and into Real Housewives.

she really said 💁🏼‍♀️

that’s our girl 🥲 #DragRace

carly rae jepsen quitting sugar is so me quitting vaping.

jack giving tori that bracelet #mafsau

Sir where are your blueprints

Erika Jayne spotted on Smith St.

Queer Eye is queer content for straight people. Survivor is straight content for queer people.

ok they were also cunty af

@mascgay 🫡

@jadelaura1 time for us to start the buffy renaissance

she’s soooo cunty 💁🏼‍♀️

Everytime Jack opens his mouth. #MAFSAU

there’s a photo booth being installed on otter st for photo 2024. this seems like important info for @hnrysmll to know.