jaden

5 months alcohol free :)

@ThatGirlHurkzi do NOT play with me rn

They’re gonna announce a Godwyn DLC and or elden ring 2 on August 26th at 2:54 am

@pupissussed its weird but also pretty common sadly, especially after rough breakups. rebounds are a bitch and unbelievably unhealthy but happen a lot :(

is it not weird if someone gets with another person 2 weeks after a breakup or is that just me

Elden Ring might genuinely be the greatest video game of all time.

work is resizing me in ways I didn’t know possible

struggling today ngl

Me in Jan: "2026 IS GOING TO BE MY YEAR" Me on August 1st:

how today be movin so far

me n who

@SleeppyGuy I raise you these

Cigarettes like this would save me

@bloodunborne damn you just like me fr

while everyone is out f*cking partying I’ll be on f*cking Wizard101 casting spells until my f*cking fingers fall off and my f*cking wrist snaps in half we are not the f*cking same

do NOT watch spiderman if you still think about your ex

blatantly stole this from @SleeppyGuy and I’m not afraid to admit that

how they looking at me after a 12 hour shift of getting my ass beat

I realized every girl I like is also under the Dr. Strange spell of forgetting they like me back

not the same man I was before BND

@yeaderek_ how was learning the fight? I’ve started actually practicing fights recently instead of just getting stomped until I eventually beat them

This got 0 likes i really do need more soulsborne / elden ring mutuals 💔💔💔

@aymikuma congrats! takes a lot of strength and commitment to stay off the wagon. good work 🫡

im 9 months clean who cheered

saw the new spider-man movie. best spider-man movie since spider-man 2. also just a fantastic movie superheroes aside