Jade parker

@SparkzMcr 💥💥💥

SPARKZ - OVERLOAD - OUT NOW!! Just getting started R kid!!!

everyone should be on a little bit of mushrooms or a couple drinks deep at all times. feels like humanity figured this out ages ago and then nerds were like “no, we must trade stocks”

Warping samples era is OVER

I'm a firm believer of not posting my entire life on social media. Never have, never will.

@paralleltheory_ Rate she was a woman not a girl,,, but anyways as a stage manager I would have kicked him off the stage and refused to let the boy come back on stage till there was a full on apology at the very least

AirPods aren’t enough i need the music in my bloodstream

People on £80,000 a year should not be telling people on £8,000 a year they don't know how to budget. Tell me I'm wrong.

I’m such a liar. Every month I say, I’m not going out. But every week, where am I? Outside, like a fox.

@Kokeshi__ I’m a stage manager and dj tech in clubs all over the uk. We use the 3000s every week for over a year now, never had a problem with them. Think they must have had a dodgy unit

if I end up at a gig with CDJ 3000s is it going to melt my USBs? Are they otherwise good? Keep reading weird stuff

I don’t think the 50 bus has been on time once in its whole existence 🤦‍♀️

@PaulJDavison @DrDavidJeffery @AndyBurnhamGM It literally says standard ticket 🤦‍♀️

For those who don’t believe it 👇🏻

@DrDavidJeffery @AndyBurnhamGM Your can’t plan everything ahead. Self employed people get asked to travel all over last minute for work 🤦‍♀️

JUST IN: Kendrick Lamar is dropping May 13th‼️

For older people who keep voting for this shit, what’s the end goal here? Shove all under 30s into 10 person dorms with bunkbeds living off dried pasta and citalopram until we die? What a truly Great Britain.

we might listen to the same music but i listen to it better than u

Me: Can I book a viewing for the 3 double bedroom house advertised. Estate agent: how many people is it for? Me: for 3 working professionals Estate agent: No sorry, 1 couple only What the hell 1 couple gunna do with 3 double bedrooms? 🥴🤦‍♀️

the UK is just bills, bad weather and terrible vibes

I got laid off yesterday from a job I really liked, for people I really liked. Just a reminder that you’re disposable as soon as they decide you are. Stop working late. Stop reading emails after hours. Stop working on weekends. A job is income to live your life, not your life.