jade

hi if you weren’t aware i have a new twitter i’ve moved to @ayyitsjadey so pls follow me there thank

i’m now here btw @ayyitsjadey so follow me there if you want

i’m here now @ayyitsjadey

pls follow my new twt @ayyitsjadey i’m tired of this one thank

to be fair i did get no4 and no5 olaplex together for £30 so that was a right bargain but STILL

tiktok shopping is gonna make me bankrupt. do i need an alpaca plush? no. do i want one just because it’s £2.99? yes

@BenkroTV eating pokemon is canon anyway

Im gonna have to ATLEAST try eating a few pokemon.

americans being obsessed w british monarchy is so funny to me idk

at this point fuck it let’s just do jurassic park. who cares

@gabbymk_ me with eric

my tiktok fyp is giving me very 2012 tumblr vibes from how much andrew garfield dominates it

i’m sorry???

@jaxnarb me to u

Me: I have a headache. WebMD: and it will be your last.

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