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@IvanFresko @Review_bra Who the hell do you think he is

@Review_bra Simon? Well what if he doesn't have a lagann with him lol. Just Simon himself is a regular human

>by far the most powerful is in 2 dollars

Michael Frank fucking sucks

@GoodNewsMVT Thought his dick and balls were out

Orthopaedic surgeon retires at the age of 80. "A true legend, an exceptional teacher, and a humble human being. Mr Chris Curwen, a legendary orthopaedic surgeon, retires at the age of 80."

@Reptilian_Volt @grok @fendermusicg @ThePoliticalHQ Get fuc*ed lol

@grok @fendermusicg @ThePoliticalHQ @grok: Those aren’t real facts though. This is to mislead everyone. Anyone can say this to mislead everyone.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Under new Mayor Zohran Mamdani, New York City just recorded its safest January ever, with the number of shootings and murders plummeting to new lows. The number of homicides plunged 60%, while shooting incidents were down 20% compared to January 2025, data shows. Source: @nypost

@CadioArena Weakest horse Stance I’ve ever seen

You don’t need an hour. You don’t need a gym. You don’t even need motivation. Just a few minutes of simple morning movements

Europe, Africa, South America, China, Russia, gotta work together to get our billionaires and corporations to stop running the government please help us

@remarks We can arrest maduro overnight but he can’t make this happen overnight?

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump to ban institutional investors from buying single-family homes.

@whitesquall Just saw it as well! First time seeing it too lol

Okay time to watch Angel's Egg at the movies.

@EricMTerrill1 @KenshiOfficial

lmaooooooo my son drew this today

Mastercard let me buy tickets to Epsteins island but won’t let me buy hentai island on steam :(

@natepetr Catch the kitty :( he hurt

DASH CAM catches a strange animal; what is it?

@whitesquall @RicardoLovato9 😂😂

@RicardoLovato9 Dog you cannot have your full name on here

Working from home for the first time because I’m sick and first they’re testing fire alarms and now the power goes out.

@ProudSocialist How much taxpayer money being wasted in this escort, like damn guys fuckin hustle plz that’s 50 dudes all being paid 30-40 or more an hour

Luigi Mangione arrives in New York surrounded by a large group of police and the crooked mayor Eric Adams. This is clearly a PR stunt by the state to intimidate those who’ve expressed support for Luigi and quell the rebellion he sparked. It won’t work.

@amazing_Vibes_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Wife: “THE OCEAN IS FILLED WITH FREAKS”

African Flower Mantis

yeah

@NoContextHumans Poison polymer product yayyyayay

Father and son invented a sandbag that has no sand

@ZenOfDesign Okay Mr manufactured consensus

At first this seems like a stupid idea but when you sit down and consider it -- REALLY think about the ramifications of it -- then it becomes just absolutely mindblowingly stupid.

@shitpost_2077 This some redline anime shit

@MarioNawfal Wait up dip shits rapists run our country look at the no abortion rights for rape victims and rapist walking free AND FUCKING DIDDY AND EVERY WILDLY POPULAR CELEBRITY THERE

🚨🇺🇸ARKANSAS FATHER ARRESTED FOR KILLING MAN FOUND WITH MISSING DAUGHTER Aaron Spencer, 36, was arrested after allegedly shooting and killing Michael Fosler, 67, whom he found in a vehicle with his missing 14-year-old daughter. Fosler had a "no contact order" for stalking and raping the teen earlier this year. Spencer faces a preliminary charge of first-degree murder but has not yet been formally charged. Source: Fox News

@jackfrank_jjf The bots and brain damaged are terrified of you and this post lmfao

Voting for Jill Stein is a vote for Jill Stein. Kamala would have to be ideologically similar to Stein rather than Trump for it to be a lost vote on her behalf. But she’s not, so.