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¿Ustedes creen la lista top50 en CR de Spotify no refleja sus gustos y los de su circulo social? Lo mismo ocurre con las opiniones. 🤔

¡YA ESTOY AQUÍ!

@inkjkv “La pobreza es ruidosa”

The motherfucker’s gonna claim he died and will roll out a full resurrection announcement tomorrow, isn’t he?

Marco Rubio 2 days ago: “Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military” Trump today: “We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military” Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

@carlosadams SPOILER: el artículo culpa a Irán de ser irracional. Todo el mundo sabe que el irracional es la contraparte.

> Ganas el Nobel por demostrar que existe un equilibrio perfecto en los juegos > Tu modelo asume que todos los jugadores son racionales > EEUU y URSS se apuntan con 10.000 nukes durante 40 años > Nadie dispara porque ambos quieren VIVIR > Aparece un régimen que cree que el apocalipsis es un DEBER religioso > Tu modelo matemático perfecto se va a la mierda > La única jugada ganadora es no dejarles jugar Y todo eso ocurre en menos de 4 semanas con medio mundo dividido pagando las consecuencias.

JUST IN: You do not fire your Army Chief of Staff in the middle of a war for no reason. You fire him because of what comes next. Pete Hegseth called General Randy George on April 2 and told him to retire immediately. The Pentagon confirmed it within hours. No reason was given. Not publicly. Not privately. A senior Army official told Fox News that Hegseth offered George nothing: no misconduct, no operational failure, no policy disagreement on the record. Just a phone call and a career ending in the middle of the most significant American combat operation in two decades. George is the 24th general or admiral Hegseth has removed. But he is not the 24th. He is the one that matters. The Army Chief of Staff. The man whose signature sits between a president’s intent and the order that sends soldiers across a beach or into a tunnel complex. The 82nd Airborne is deploying right now. Marines from the 31st MEU are staged on the USS Tripoli. JSOC operators are at forward bases in Israel, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE. Kharg Island, 90 percent of Iranian oil exports, sits 16 kilometres off a coast that someone will have to decide whether to approach. And the four-star general whose job it was to advise whether that approach should happen was removed 48 hours after Trump told the nation the war would continue for two to three more weeks. The replacement is Vice Chief General Christopher LaNeve. He was Hegseth’s senior military aide before this appointment. The man who carried the Secretary’s briefcase now commands the Army the Secretary is reshaping. The chain of command did not break. It shortened. The distance between a television studio and a combat order just collapsed to zero intermediaries who were not personally selected by the man giving the order. No reason was given. That is the tell. When someone is removed without explanation during a crisis, the explanation is the crisis itself. George either objected to something or was about to. The ground option. The power plant strikes. The Kharg raid. The escalation that turned a highway bridge in Karaj into rubble on the same day he was told to leave. Something in the next two weeks requires a chief who will not push back, and the Pentagon solved that problem by installing one trained as Hegseth’s aide. A former Fox News weekend host just fired a four-star general with combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan, replaced him with his own former assistant, and did it during a live war in which the next decision could put American soldiers on Iranian soil for the first time in history. No hearing was held. No misconduct cited. The Army woke up on April 3 with a new chief it did not choose, in a war it did not start, preparing for a phase the previous chief apparently could not be trusted to execute. The question is not why George was fired. Every general in the building knows why. The question is what order is coming in the next fourteen days that required removing the one man in the chain of command who might have said no. The war has no perimeter. The chain of command has no objectors. And the next phase has no one left to stop it. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

Me llevan detenido.

@frankymostro @HyundaiMotorMex

Hyundai presentó en el Autoshow de Nueva York la Boulder, justo como nos gusta, ruda, tosca e ignorando las tendencias para agradarle al mercado chino. Barra de leds en el techo, puertas suicidas y una línea que no niega parecer a una Bronco coreana. ¿Cómo lo ven Mostrilios, nos gusta o no?

LOL

Eso mismo pensé 😆

Fringe (2008–2013) is right up there with the best sci-fi shows, never talked about enough, and it just kept getting better with each season.

LARGE NUMBER OF US MARINES KILLED in suicide drone+missile mass strike — Iran 'COMPLETE elimination of American soldiers from land of Muslims'

IRGC CLAIM 6 US COMBAT VESSELS STRUCK!!! IRGC: 84th wave continues "The sinking of tactical vessels and the killing of a large number of American terrorists" — Public Relations of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC): "Continuing the 84th wave of Operation True Promise 4 under the blessed code "Ya Man Huwa Shadid al-Iqab" (O He Who is Severe in Punishment) and dedicated to the artists and celebrities who support the Revolution on these nights, the IRGC Navy, in a combined attack, targeted Zionist-American terrorists in the port of Al-Shuyukh and the coasts and port of Dubai, precisely striking depressed American soldiers and their tactical equipment. — In this operation, which was carried out using ballistic and cruise missiles of the Qadr-380 type, six American LCU (Landing Craft Utility) combat vessels in the port of "Al-Shuyukh" were hit. According to field reports, three of these combat vessels sank after being hit, and the remaining are burning. — Simultaneously, a drone operation was carried out against the gathering centers of American terrorist officers of the drone unit on the coast and one of the hotels in Dubai, using destructive drones, and these centers were precisely struck. ➡️During this operation, in addition to the sinking of tactical vessels, a large number of American terrorists were also killed. As we have said before, wherever you go, we will come after you; you will be miserable. ➡️The IRGC Navy, with God's permission, with full dominance and awareness, will respond decisively to the enemy's mischief."

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Trump Admits Socialism Works "I have to say, I respect China, because it’s incredible that with a system that, in theory, shouldn’t work—you know, we go to school, we go to the best business schools, we do well in those schools, and we read about free entrepreneurship, and we read about all these different things— But if you look at China, how well they do, how much they produce. I mean, they produce so many cars that they actually have competitions over who can produce the fewest cars because they have so many cars. You have to have great respect for China for the work they do. Whether you like them or not, you have to respect them."

A poco

@Telenoticias7 Por la costanera continuamente viajan de noche Toyotonas y hilux a velocidad tope, como convoy. Nadie las para porque la p de tránsito ha sido muy disminuida, no por casualidad.

Hallan 740 kilos de cocaína ocultos en lujoso carro escondido dentro de bodega en Liberia Una llamada confidencial alertó a las autoridades. teletica.com/sucesos/hallan…

Chaves, Laura, Trump

Everything changed in the last 48 hours and nobody has assembled the pieces. IRGC Joint Staff headquarters under US-Israeli strikes. Iran naming UAE targets as Abu Dhabi enters the war. IDF Chief of Staff warning publicly the Israeli military could “collapse” from manpower shortages. Iran claiming over one million fighters mobilised with IRGC lowering the age for support roles to 12. Pentagon considering 10,000 additional ground troops within striking distance of Kharg. Trump pausing energy-plant destruction for 10 days until April 6. Iran denying it requested the pause. Houthis warning they will enter the war. Lavrov saying the quiet part: “Iran did not violate any of its international obligations.” Russia’s oil revenue doubling to $24 billion this month. That is not a war. That is a realignment. But the development that rewrites everything is not the strikes or the troops. It is a checkpoint on Larak Island. Iran’s Foreign Minister told the UN Secretary-General directly that blocking enemy ships in Hormuz is Tehran’s legal right as a coastal state. Not a threat. A legal claim. Ships are being funnelled into Iranian-controlled waters near Larak for visual inspections before passage. Non-enemy vessels pass with coordination. Enemy vessels do not. This is not a blockade. It is something more durable. Selective access with political screening, transit fees, and a legal framework. Iran shifted from threatening to close Hormuz to administering who uses it. The fees are collected in yuan. Chinese intermediaries process payments through CIPS, bypassing SWIFT. Iran already receives over 80 percent of oil revenue in yuan. Legislation is advancing to codify the tolls into permanent law. The US cannot sanction what it cannot see on SWIFT. The yuan is being anchored at the world’s most consequential energy chokepoint not by Chinese policy but by Iranian necessity. Beijing did not plan this. Tehran built it. Rubio responded to Europeans who called this “not Europe’s war” with the sentence that links both conflicts: “Well, Ukraine is not America’s war, and yet we’ve contributed more to that fight than any other country in the world.” Hormuz is the receivable. Ukraine is the debt. Two wars linked in one sentence by the Secretary of State. Russia’s Dmitriev warns “the most severe energy crisis in human history is approaching.” Russia does not share intelligence with Iran. Russia does not need to. Every dollar Brent rises above $90 funds Russia’s war in Ukraine with revenue Western sanctions were designed to prevent. The Iran war is financing the adversary it was supposed to isolate. Israeli military officials have reportedly told their government that Iran’s capabilities cannot be eliminated in the current operation. Nine thousand targets. $200 billion. The Supreme Leader dead. The navy commander dead. None of it reopened the strait. None of it stopped the checkpoint. The kinetic campaign achieved maximum destruction and zero strategic resolution. Trump says the mission completes in four to six weeks. His mission is kinetic. Iran’s mission is legal, administrative, and fiscal. Those missions do not intersect. You cannot bomb a checkpoint into nonexistence when the checkpoint is a legal claim, a fee schedule, and a parliamentary bill. April 6 is the pause deadline. April 27 is the NPT. May 14 is Trump-Xi. Between now and then, the toll booth collects in yuan, the legislation advances, the checkpoint operates, the IDF bleeds manpower, the Pentagon deploys armour, Russia doubles its revenue, and the AI supply chain loses its helium from the same chokepoint that is being incorporated into Iranian sovereign law. The war did not break the world. It rewrote the operating system. And the new operating system runs on yuan, collects at Larak, and does not require a single admiral to be alive to function. Full analysis: open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

🇧🇷 | AHORA: En Brasil el interrumpir o cuestionar a una mujer en una reunión se considerará "misoginia" y puede resultar en una pena de prisión de 2 a 5 años.

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