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My Penance - Story of My Life I made this video a year or so back. I am glad I did. I keep finding myself going back to this and reminding myself that I am not as awful as my paraoid pre-desposition always makes me believe. Going through a bit of a phase now. But need to saddle up and continue moving on. No other choice. Can't give up. Won't give up. Until death, all defeats are psychological.

THE CANNON FIRES AGAIN!!!!

Fucking poetry

Mesut, the reason why I became an Arsenal fan. Arsene, the reason why I stayed an Arsenal fan even after Mesut left. And Arsenal, the reason why I will always be a fan.

Arsenal and RCB fan at the same time isn't the most desirable position to be in. Ever. But my word this season has been gorgeous. Could it get better? Sigh.

For ye, Monsieur :)

Get Nigel Farage gif in here. Right now.

We are all mad men!!!!!

We are the champions, my frend!!!!!!!

Wait, I thought this was a parody account at first. Tell me he's taking the piss out of everyone atp. Incredible!!!

I won't say what. I won't say why. But feeling incredibly proud rn. #semblanceofprogress

What's with all the hate for Chennai on my FYP man. It ain't half as bad as people make it out to be.

@atulkasbekar Why hasn't anybody got you on an Arsenal podcast yet ser? Or maybe you could create one yourself?

#ARSBUR
My two cents… Some absolute jackass on X asked, “what does Declan Rice even do apart from pass sideways?”
Football discourse really is proof that keyboards should require a licence. What Rice has become at Arsenal is terrifying.
A complete mutant footballer. Spatial awareness of a military drone, senses danger before it happens, covers ground like he’s got three lungs n probably could do a job at left back, centre half, centre mid, goalkeeper n a stint at No 10, if needed. If you had to pick one player to play every position on a football pitch, it’s him.
And honestly? He’d probably keep a clean sheet in goal too. He’s a 6.
He’s an 8.
He’s basically Superman in shin pads. Rice dropping into a back 3 so Cala, sexy Italian underwear model can wander about causing chaos is an outrageous cheat code Burnley were exactly what you expect in the Prem. Compact, annoying, disciplined n fully prepared to behave like footballing haemorrhoids for 90’.
There are no easy 3s in this league despite what tacticos on YouTube tell you from their beanbags Needed a set piece to crack it open Ironically after we forgot those existed for about 2 months. Think Mikel decided around 70’; “right lads, enough art, shut the bloody door.”
Don’t love it, but I’m not questioning a man who sees football in 4D For context, during the Invincibles season Arsenal won NINE league games 1-0 n drew 12.
People talk about that side like every game ended 7-2 with Thierry Henry smoking cigars at half time from the comps. They ground out enough numbing wins to be clear. Eze was poor second half. Rightly hooked. Paul Tierney remains a scam wrapped in a referee kit. Saka’s penalty shout was clearer than a tax notice If Arsenal win this title they’d have overcome: •an oil-state footballing death machine •refereeing standards cooked beyond recognition •n the requirement to be twice as disciplined as everyone else just to get basic decisions At this point unless someone produces a machete on the pitch, expect nothing And no, Kai’s challenge wasn’t a red.
Could they have given it? Probably. Seen softer reds handed out by unstable officials before
But it would’ve been absurdly harsh. Not that type of player Mosquera btw… looking like a ridiculously astute signing.
20 mill? In this market that’s basically finding a Rolex in a cereal box.
Very composed on the ball too Leo Trossard… I love you dearly.
Imagine becoming a Gooner because Mudryk didn’t happen. 🤦‍♂️ That was like dodging an artillery shell rather than just a bullet 😅 Two Games To Go Believe… #COYG

Also, Burnley for the love of which damn god are you even trying. You’ve got a super deluxe low-block going on there. Why? You’re relegated bitches. Forgot or something?

One nil to the Arsenal. From a Corner. From a set piece. Oh my days!

This 1 min. segment is what made me fall in love with your content early on @joseph_tsar_ From 1:32 youtube.com/watch?v=Vb1d2n… It is still one of my most favourite paragraphs you've elucidated and improv'd on the spot. Just boggles my mind how you chose all those words perfectly.

Lewis Skelly in midfield. 10/10 performance please so that we can step into a happy accident for the rest of the season please. I’m done with Zubi for the season man.

Okay can I know which phone Ajith is using now from that video?

I've come the farthest I have in a good short while. semblanceofprogress

See all I wanna do is make money, marry a beaut of a lady and have kids. Askin’ too much?

Arsenal. Why? This happening again? Sigh